New Panties A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to Spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short Skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments She uncrosses her legs ... Enough times that her husband finally asks,
"Are you wearing crotchless panties?"
"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.
"Thank God - I thought you were sitting on the cat."
He never heard the gunshot!
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I must be a binge thinker. I do it a lot at times, then, not much at all.
Two women, who had been friends for years, decide to go for a "Girls Night Out", and were decidedly over-enthusiastic on the ****tails.
Incredibly drunk and walking home, they really needed to pee. Since they were passing a graveyard, one of them suggested they do their business behind a head stone.
The first woman had nothing to dry herself with, so she thought she'd take off her panties, use them, and then throw them away.
Her friend was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves. So she dried herself with the ribbon.
The next day the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and said, "This girl's night out thing has got to stop right now. My wife came home last night without her panties!"
That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came home with a card stuck to her butt that said,
"FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION, WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU!"
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Goinsoon
I dont suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
