He fussed and complained, and scolded

his wife relentlessly during the entire

return drive.  The more he chided her,

the more agitated he became.  He just

wouldn't let up for a single minute.   
To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant.  As the woman got out of the

car, and hurried inside to retrieve her

glasses, the old geezer yelled to her, 

While you're in there, you might as well

get my hat and the credit card.