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The Happy Helper

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Obsessions


A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young
Mothers and their small childr en .
 
You all have obsessions,' he observed..
 
To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating.
You've ev en named your daughter Candy.'
 
He turned to the second Mom, Ann: 'Your obsession is with money.
Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, P en ny.'
 
He turned to the third Mom, Kathy: 'Your obsession is alcohol.
This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy.'
 
At this point, the fourth mother, Joyce, quietly got up, took her little boy
by the hand and whispered, 'Come on Dick, this guy has no idea what 
he's talking about. Lets pick up Willy from school and go home....



 



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 Cheers. Pam.

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