How  tough are Australians ?
 
 
                               The  scene is set
 
           - a dark  night, cold wind blowing, campfire flickering,
 
 
                     stars  twinkling in the dark sky.
            Three  hang-glider pilots are sitting by the campfire,
 
 
      one from *Australia, one from Seth Efrika  and one from New Zulland. 
 
 
           Each  embroiled in the bravado for which they are famous.
 
                         The  night of tales begins...
 
   Kiven the Kiwi says, 'I must be the meanest, toughest,  heng glider there  es. Why, jist the other day I linded in a  field and scared a crocodeale,   who came out of the swamp and  ate sux min who were standen close by. I grebbed the crocodeale and  wristled him to du ground and killed em with my beer hends'.
 
    Hansie from Seth Efrika who typically can't stand to be  bettered said,
   'Well you guys, I lended orfter a 200 mile flight in my  heng glider on a  tiny trail, and a Namibian snike slid out from  under a rock and made a move on me. I grebbed de borsted with me bare  hinds and beet it's head off  *ind* then sucked the poison from  it's body down in one gulp. End I'm still here today'
 
    Colin the Australian remained silent, slowly poking the  fire with his  penis.