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Gary and Kerry


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This says it all about getting older & the whole aging thing.

An elderly couple is attending church services.

About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband. It says,

I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"

He scribbles back, Put a new battery in your hearing aid."



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Love it - just booked into Aust Hearing for my appointment for my own hearing aid lol

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Had my hearing tested couple of weeks ago. I'm deaf in the high pitched tones which suits me, didn't want to hear them anyway.

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