THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD 

Well, it's schitt  ... that's right, schitt! 
Schitt may just be the most functional word in the English language. 

You can smoke schitt , buy schitt, sell schitt, lose schitt, find schitt, forget schitt, and tell others to eat schitt. 


Some people know their schitt, while others can't tell the difference between schitt and shineola 

There are lucky schitts, dumb schitts, and crazy schitts. There is bull schitt, horse schitt, and chicken schitt. 
You can throw schitt, sling schitt, catch schitt, shoot the schitt, or duck when the schitt hits the fan . 

You can give a schitt or serve schitt on a shingle. 

You can find yourself in deep schitt or be happier than a pig in schitt. 

Some days are colder than schitt, some days are hotter than schitt, and some days are just plain schitty. 

Some music sounds like schitt, things can look like schitt, and there are times when you feel like schitt. 


You can have too much schitt, not enough schitt, the right schitt, the wrong schitt or a lot of weird  schitt. 

You can carry schitt, have a mountain of schitt, or find yourself up schitt creek without a paddle. 

Sometimes everything you touch turns to schitt and other times you fall in a bucket of schitt and come out smelling like a rose. 

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. 

And remember, once you know your schitt, you don't need to know anything else!! 

You could pass this along, if you give a schitt; or not do so if you don't give a schitt! 

Well, Schitt, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a schitt and hope you have a nice day, without a bunch of schitt. But, if you happened to catch a load of schitt from some schitt-head.......... 

Well, Schitt Happens!!
And you thought you knew Jack Schitt!
Richo.