A blonde heard that milk baths would  make her beautiful, so she left
a note for her milkman to leave 25  gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there  must be a mistake. He
thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons, so he  knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde  came to the door and the milkman said; "I found your note
asking me to leave  25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5  gallons?"

The blonde said, 'No, I want 25  gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up
with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful  again."

The milkman asked, 'Do you want it pasteurized?'

The blonde said; "No, just up to my  tits.
I can splash it on my  eyes."