Wiremu, a New Zealander, was in Australia to watch the upcoming Rugby World Cup and was not feeling well, So he decided to see a doctor. "Hey doc, I dun't feel so good, ey" said Wiremu.

The doctor gave him a thorough examination and informed Wiremu that he had long existing and advanced prostate problems and that the only cure was to remove his testicles.   "No way!" replied Wiremu.  "I'm gittin a sicund upinyun.

The second Aussie doctor gave Wiremu the same diagnosis and also advised him that having his testicles removed was the only cure. Not surprisingly, Wiremu refused the treatment.

Wiremu was devastated, but with the Rugby World Cup just around the corner he found an expat Kiwi doctor and decided to get one last opinion from someone he could trust.

The Kiwi doctor examined him and said: "Wiremu Cuzzy Bro, you hev Prostate suckness ey."

"What's the cure thin doc?" asked Wiremu hoping for a different answer.

"Wull, Wiremu", said the Kiwi doctor "We're gonna hev to cut off your b*lls."

"Phew, thenk god for thet!" said Wiremu, "those Aussie b*st*rds wanted to take me test tickets off me!"