After  being married for 44 years, a friend took a careful  look at his wife one  day  and said, "darling, 40 years ago we had a cheap  apartment, a cheap  car,  slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black  and white TV, but I got  to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old  girl.   Now  I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car,  nice big bed and plasma screen  TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman.  It seems to me that  you're not holding up your side of  things."

His  wife, being a very reasonable woman, told him to  go out and find a hot 25-year-old  girl, and she would make sure that he would once  again be living  in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car,  sleeping on a sofa bed and  watching a 10-inch black and white  TV.