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Gary and Kerry


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She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly," You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen, table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck. Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

She explained, "The egg timer's broken."

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You think that is bad,

Hmmm, the ceiling needs painting..........


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hmmm ...

my ceiling needed painting too .. after I removed the mirror tiles ..

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Jon , could you not bear to see your self having fun?...............or some one else.

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well .. lets say it was a case of ones failing eyesight versus a brilliant imagination .. heh !

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AHHHHHHHHH      just cant see what you are getting into ah.

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