Soiled Bed Sheets! 

This should make you smile and one for the Nurses & Security Guards as well!! 
An extremely modest man was in the hospital 
for a series of tests, the last of which had left 
his bodily systems extremely upset. 
Upon making several false alarm trips to the 
bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. 
In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets and threw them out of the hospital window. 
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the 
sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, 
and swinging his arms violently trying to get the 
unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled 
sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. 
As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up 
and asked, 'What the heck is going on here?' 
The drunk, still staring down at the bed sheets in amazement, replied: 'I think I just beat the **** out of a ghost.'