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Gary and Kerry


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Topic 1: How to fill ice-cube trays.
Step by step with slide presentation.

Topic 2: Toilet paper rolls: do they grow on the holders?
Round-table discussion.

Topic 3: Differences between the laundry basket and the floor.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.

Topic 4: Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place
instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.
Open forum.

Topic 5: Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.
Graphics and audio tape.

Topic 6: Real men ask for directions when lost.
Real-life testimonials.

Topic 7: Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks?
Driving simulation.

Topic 8: Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife.
Online class and role playing.

Topic 9: How to be the ideal shopping companion.
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

Topic 10: How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays, anniversaries,
other important dates and calling when you're going to be late.
Cerebral shock therapy sessions

Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued. Register now!



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Gary you are disgrace to the male of the species unless missus Gary has snuck in here undermining our confidence and demeaning our touchy ego's

if so will missus Gary please stand and be duly recognised!

we are awake to your evil little plan!

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Ma


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Evil little plan Dave0??    I would think the classes to be mandatory......laughing.gif

Us girls have to stick together..........if it was you Mrs. Gary............WAY TO GO!!

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simply not cricket!!! shame on you, life is confusing enough, step forward and be recognised I say!

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Ma wrote:

Evil little plan Dave0??    I would think the classes to be mandatory......laughing.gif

Us girls have to stick together..........if it was you Mrs. Gary............WAY TO GO!!


Ma your Guru is a SNAG he doesn't need those classes.smilesmileaww

 



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JRH wrote:

Ma wrote:

Evil little plan Dave0??    I would think the classes to be mandatory......laughing.gif

Us girls have to stick together..........if it was you Mrs. Gary............WAY TO GO!!


Ma your Guru is a SNAG he doesn't need those classes.smilesmileaww

 


True JRH, very true.................biggrin

 



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Gary and Kerry


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dave06 wrote:

Gary you are disgrace to the male of the species unless missus Gary has snuck in here undermining our confidence and demeaning our touchy ego's

if so will missus Gary please stand and be duly recognised!

we are awake to your evil little plan!


She made me do it................honest.
threatend to withhold...........you know...................my husbandly rights.

 



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Port Noarlunga SA

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well put that way we dont have a hope, when they threaten to take away our coffee and biccy priviliges it leaves us with no other option but to fold!

but I tell you right here and now, your wife is out of control and needs a firm hand to bring her back in line, who the hell does she think she is, you march right up to her right now and give her a piece of your mind (not too much though, we cant spare it) and let her know just where you stand on this matter, put your foot down,

when you get out of hospital let me know how you got on!

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when you get out of hospital let me know how you got on!


If you are game come and tell her yourself, we will be at the port pirie Beach side CP from the 26th.

 



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hey!!! I'm more than bloody Game, no woman of the female variety scares me, just a shame that I wont be here, needed elsewhere or by hell she'd cop what for. her ears would ring for weeks, wouldnt know what hit her!

PSssssttttt!!! she doesnt read these pages perchance does she!!! now if on the slim chance that she does, tell her that I merely "cut and pasted" that bloody s#### stirring ducks pm to me! he is truly a horrible little duck!

I would never say such things!

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good on Ya Ma, Thats a fine lineup of topics where do I sign DeBe up?

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LOL Thanks DaveO................you really are a help. Where would we be without you......apart from a lot better off

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