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Sorry, guys and gals, but I reckon that right wing propaganda of this kind, apart from being inaccurate and slanderous, is unkind, insensitive, and inhuman.
Unless you have first hand knowledge of each individual's circumstances, you have no right to post such ignorant and jingoistic nonsense.
It's not funny, and it is an insult to those who are genuinely escaping persecution and have no alternative to risking life and limb on the high seas.
Yes, there will be frauds amongst them, but they will find plenty of compatable company from within the ranks of the Anglo-Celtic community already established here.
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Old age and treachery will overcome youth and enthusiasm any day.......
Regardless of where we stand on this issue, and I'm no apologist for those breaching our border security, I feel that this material has no place on a public forum such as this. It's fine to express an opinion and engage in debate on this and other issues, but this is just vitriol masquerading as humour.
