A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the >> sky >> clouded above his head... In a booming voice, the Lord said, 'Because you >> have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.' >> >> The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride >> over >> anytime I want.' >> >> The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous >> challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach >> the >> bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will >> nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for >> me >> to justify your desire for worldly things. >> >> Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help >> mankind.' >> >> The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said,'Lord, I >> wish >> that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know how she >> feels inside, what she's thinking, why she cries, what she means when she >> says, "Nothing's wrong", and how I can make a woman truly happy.' >> >> >> >> The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge'? >>