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OOPS GRANNY!


Grandmas Don't Know Everything

Little Tony had been playing outside with the other kids for a while.

He came into the house and asked, 'Grandma, what's that thing called

 
when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?'

She was a little taken aback, but she decided to just tell him the truth.

 
'It's called sexual intercourse, darling'

Little Tony just said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse.

 
It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you.
 

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Guru & Ma
Ulladulla NSW
Happy day, safe travelling
Ford Ranger towing 21ft Jurgen shower and toilet which was large enough to fit in a few extras (fridge, bed, stove...)

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