As u slide down the banister of life remember;

 (1) Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggett have written an impressive book.    Its called............ Ministers Do More Than Lay People.

(2) Transvestite: A guy that likes to drink, eat and be Mary

(3) The difference beteen the Pope and your boss. The Pope only wants u to kiss his ring

(4) My mind works like lightning. One flash and its gone.

(5) The only time the world beats a path to your door is if your in the toilet

(6)My idea of a Super Bowl is a toilet that cleans its self

(7) I had sex once at the pictures, the seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice really put a chill on things

(8) It used to be only death and taxes, now of course there is Shipping and Handling.

(9) A husband is someone that thinks that taking the garbage out gives the impression that he has cleaned the whole house

(10) My next house will have no kitchen - just a vending machine and a large trash

 can

(11)If u need a shoulder to cry on, pull over onto the side of the road

(12) A blonde said; I was worried the mechanic might try to rip off. But i was relieved when he told me my car only needed turn signal fluid

(13) Defination of a teenager? Gods punishment for enjoying sex

(14)As u slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.




 Gawd ya  just gotta love MAXINE