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Little Johnny again


A teacher asked her class to write a sentence using the word ' facinate'

Molly put her hand up and said "My parents took me to my uncles farm and i seen baby sheep it was 'facinating'.   That was good Molly but i wanted u to use the word 'facinate', not facanating.

Sally raised her hand and said 'Our family went and seen Ayres Rock, and i was facinated. Once again the teacher said i want the word 'facinate' not facinated. but very good Sally.

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated as she had been burned by Little Johnny before.   She finaly decided what  there was no way he could damage the word 'facinate', so she called his name.

Little Johnny said," My Aunt Gina has a sweater with 10 buttons but her boobs are so big she can only " fasten eight".

The teacher fainted

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