The boss walked into his office one morning not knowing his fly was wide open.
His assistant walked up and asked him did he know he had left the garage door open this morning. the boss told her he was sure it was closed, then walked into his office a bit puzzled the question.
When he had finished his paper work he leaned back in his chair and noticed his zipper was all the way down, he then realized what his assistant was on about the "garage door'.
He headed for a cup of coffee & paused at her desk.  "When my garage door was opendid u see the Hummer parked in there'
She smilled and said,"What i saw in there was a little ol mini with 2 flat tyres"


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Two old gents from a retirement village were sitting at a park bench under a tree, when one turns to the other and says 'im 83 and i am just  full of aches and pains,
your about my age how do u feel.
    Slims says " i feel just like a newborn baby'
       "Really'!    Just like a newborn baby.
"Yep ,no hair ,no teeth and i think ive just wet my pants