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Mike & Paddy go to london to donate sperm, it was a disaster! Paddy missed the tube & Mick came on the bus

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A muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Paddy ordered a whisky, the stewardess asked the muslim if he would like a drink also. He replied with disgust, that he would rather be raped by a dozen virgins than let liquor touch his lips.
Paddy hands back his whisky and says, "Me too i didnt know there was a choice"

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Mick calls Easyjet to book a flight  The operator asked "how many are going with u'
Mick replies  "how in the fook would i know "its your bloody plane"



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