The female  blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like  the body dressed.

She  points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is  already wearing.

The widow, however, says that she  always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that  she wants him in a blue suit.

She  gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't  care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit  for the viewing.'

The woman returns the next day for  the wake.

To  her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue  suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly  .

She says to the mortician,
'Whatever this cost,  I'm very satisfied .

You  did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you  spend?'

To  her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the  blank check.

'There's no charge,' she says.

'No,  really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite  blue suit!' she says.

'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde  says, 'it cost nothing.

You  see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was  brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was  wearing an attractive blue suit.

I  asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a  black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long  as he looked nice.'

'So  I just switched the heads.'