A man was sitting on a blanket down on the beach he had no arms or legs
     3 women came walking passed seen the poor bloke sitting all alone so first lady walks over and asks if she could give him a hug

 the bloke say y not, she hugs him gently.   The second asks if he would mind if she kissed him,  he says y not so she gives him a gently kiss. The 3rd lady wanders over and says have u ever been shagged and he with a smile on his dial says no never, well she says when the tide comes in u sure will be.           Now aint that compassion