This old timer was travelling through the Australian outback, got a bit thirsty so called into this old Pub for a drink, while downing a cold schooner he sees a signs above the bar that reads,
A FREE SCHOONER FOR ANY ONE WHO
CAN MAKE THE OLD MULE AT
BACK OF THE PUB LAUGH
The idea of another schooner was very appealing, so he walked to the back of the Pub to where the Mule was, and then returned to the Bar, on his return the Barman said, that was Amazing!!!, you not only made the old Mule laugh, but you made it cry as well, how did you do it ?
The old timer said, that was easy, first I told it that I had a thingy bigger then his, and then I showed it to him