A New Zealand walked into an Australian unemployment office,

marched straight up to the counter and said,

"G'day mate, I'm lookin' for a job."

The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing.

We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a

chauffeur for his beautiful young daughter. You'll have to drive

her around in a big black Mercedes, uniform provided.

Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be

provided and once a year you will also be required to escort the

young lady on her overseas holiday. The salary package is

$200,000 a year."

The New Zealander said "Nah, you're tellin' me bullsh*t!"

The man behind the counter said "Well you f*ckin' started it!"