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Jay&Dee Why I Like Retirement! Question: How many days in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer: Two hours after falling asleep on the couch. Question: How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb?Answer...

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The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body.. The officer got to choose what those two points would be. T...

Hi to you all I had a good trip away . Just over 12,000 k What I would like to ask is your help with towing and thought this is a good place to ask as you no about it my son has just finished building the motor on his drag car and there is a lot more weight in the front of the car now the trailor when towing before...

Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home in Byron reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny. The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be m...

Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop. The date stamped on the ticket showed that... it was over eleven years old: They both laughed and tried to remember which of them might have forgotten to pick up a pair of shoes over a decade...

A million kids want to clean up the earth? A million parents would love it if it started in their bedroom!!!

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over i...mmediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his...

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Little Bruce and Jenny are only 12 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."......

Colin was bragging to his boss one day:"You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone and I know them."Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff. "OK, Colin how about Tom Cruise?""Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."So Colin and his boss fly out to Holly...

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed o...

Hi. I currently tow my 17.55, twin axle Jayco Journey with a MY15 Triton. Besides having to beef up my rear suspension, the Triton does well and we deal with the offroad stuff by leaving the van in a park and venturing off road with our Oztent. To maximise our experience, we need to replace the Journey wit...

Urunga wetlands NSW, piece of bark fluttering in the breeze with sun behind.

Stayed at Baxter Rest area on the Nullabor last night way way down the back and while packing up this morning she walked past from way out the back of the camp further than I was. It was cold this morning so she had her dressing gown on. She seemed friendly as she waved and gave me a big smile. Made my day

Hi All, We have all seen/heard of vehicles being impounded for hooning offences. The vehicle is impounded for longer periods for each subsequent offence until eventually it is crushed. My question is : Why aren't phones confiscated. We constantly hear of people guilty of multiple infringements a...

Aussie Paul.

After reading about the latest accident re caravans on the article on the forum, I was wondering what road would have the history of having the most van ( RV ) accidents in Australia. With out checking Stats. I would have the Bruce Highway in Queensland as the No.1 contender. Not the best subject to be ta...

One of my favourite games the Bledisloe Cup (Rugby Union) is on in Perth tonight. Love the comp between NZ and OZ. Where's Mr Kiwi when ya want him? Probably in hiding:)