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I was in K-Mart the other day pushing my cart around when I collided with a young guy. I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find...

A redneck woman went to the school to register her boys. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?" "Ten," she replied.... "And what are their names?" he asked. "Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, and Bob." "They're ALL named Bob?" he asked. "What if you want them to come in fr...

*A simplified urine test that may be relevant for us!!??* *Go outside and pee in the garden.* *If ants gather:- diabetes.* *If you pee on your feet:- prostate.* *if it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol.* *if when you shake it, your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis.* *if you return to your room with yo...

A frustrated housewife decided her sex life needed spicing up after 20 years of marriage. After her husband went to work she slipped out and went into a lingerie shop and picked up a pair of crotchless knickers. She went home, tarted herself up and donned the new garment and selected a short skirt to go w...

A C-130 was lumbering along when a c0cky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off and told the C-130 pilot: 'watch this!' and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier. The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he t...

Just wondering what prompted people to hit the road. Was it, kids are old enough, had enough of the rat race, seemed like a good idea or something completely different? -- Edited by Ger08 on Thursday 17th of October 2019 08:55:42 PM

Just come across this article, saying that it is illegal to drink water while drivingI was unaware of this law, and have no idea if it is, state by state, or Australia wideI shall put my hand up and say, as I normally travel in the warmer times, I drink bottled water while drivingFrom now on, I shall be a bit...

Hey all, thanks for having me aboard. I am very new to the road tripping across the country, 2 years ago i drove from (on my own) south east Qld down to NSW Vic and SA and back again over 8 weeks and enjoyed it alot only had a 4cyc camry on that trip, got to see real snow, went and seen Wallace Hut in Vic there was a...

hi allwould this soaker be ok for the loo or not strong enoughsnap

As I understood it today the NSW Coroner has recommended , 1= test illegal drug pills at music festivals. 2= Nasty police should minimise presence at said festivals. 3= even nastier dogs should not attend said festivals. I own a moderate kw landcruiser,( lucky me). I don't drive above any legal speed...

Hi there everyone. Looks like a great forum for the inexperienced. I have just bought a 2013 Horizon Banksia and am about to embark on a road trip that I've allowed 2 years for. Got most of the admin completed but I'm keen to know the best (in terms of coverage and cost) roadside assistance plans. Are...

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweler he wanted a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and found a $5,000 ring. The old man said, "No, I'd like to see something much more speci...

Just moved house and the van will be parked up for a while till I get sorted, maybe 4 - 5 months. I have 3 x 95 lt water tanks, which are empty atm, is it better to leave full or empty? Is there a flush I can use when I need to fill them and go on the road again? Cheers Bob

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After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery "down below" to restore herself to her former youthful glory because her genitals were dangling a bit too low and looked like a ripped out fireplace. Time and childbirth had taken its toll and she reckoned that, with five c...

On the outskirts of Wauchope, you will vind Timbertown a living hjistory of timber cutting i the area. They now have a caravan and camping area. Ze eral powered sites with town water. Great amenities, xupermarket etc. Across the road, pub, doctors, chemist, fantastic Thai food.. $20 powered, campi...

Hi everyone. I am a 67 year old adventurous, healthy and capable single female. First time posting and first big trip planned. I had planned to go North but left it too late so, change of plan - South (Been waiting for it to warm up a bit and doing some work on the caravan etc in the interim. Should be heading...

Hi All Could anyone advise me, If I have rectangle steel 65mm x 35mm x 2.5mm fixed one end 600mm long, what weight would it hold at the other end. Thanks Tom -- Edited by Tom464 on Monday 14th of October 2019 09:43:34 AM

A man wakes up one morning in Alaska to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for 'Bear Removers.' He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a s...