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The sun is up late at this time of year and by 4pm is peaking under the awning of my van. My feeble attempts to block it with tarps are unsuccessful. Does anyone have a good idea for a portable sun blocker? ie. some sort of shade cloth and attachments which can be easily fixed to an awning and moved around to s...

resealing roof on poptop,any hints on how to go about it,I have a Jayco 2002 Westport pop top van,it has a join right down the centre of the roof,I have to clean off old sealant and put new on,I have not got a fork lift to suspend myself with,any hints as to how I can do this.

Has anyone mounted an Autotune HF Arial to a Mux bullbar, if so can I ask how it was done..?, Does it affect airbag compatibility or any regs, I'm in Queensland...

I came across this u tube video that some may be interested in. After watching it I am now at least, more aware how figures can be misrepresented. https://youtu.be/8455KEDitpU -- Edited by bentaxlebabe on Sunday 22nd of September 2019 10:12:15 AM

One day, at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind o...f money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Aldi. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong an...

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Darryl and Gary. The three men had always done everything together!!!!! Darryl arrived first and when the mortician pulled back the sheet Darryl said, Yup, h...

If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully. Be careful what you purchase on eBay. A friend has just spent $100 on a penis enlarger. Bastards sent him a magnifying glass. The only instructions said, "Do not use in the sunlight.

Were you ever a comedy script writer for say Mr.Bob Hope. Anyway ... Thank you for all the great jokes that you post. Enjoy each and every one. I am guessing that when I post a joke, that somewhere back along the track you may already have posted same. Thanks again Jay&Dee

The Israelis and Arabs realised that if they continued fighting, they would someday end up destroying the whole world, so they decided to settle their dispute with an ancient practice. A duel of two, like David and Goliath, in the form of a dog fight. The negotiators agreed each side would take 5 years...

. Now, There's One Way to Make Someone Feel Better...The wise old Mother Superior from County Tipperary was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused it. One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen. Rememb...

An old classic worth revisiting...... A farmer stopped by the local mechanic's shop to have his truck fixed...They couldn't do it while he waited: so, as he didn't live far, he said he would just walk home.On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He the...

Two natural gas company workers a senior training supervisor and a young trainee were out checking meters in a suburban neighbourhood. They parked their truck at the end of an alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house, a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two men as the...

A man comes down for breakfast one morning to find that his wife has cooked his favourite meal. As they sit down and begin eating, he says nothing. When his wife couldn't stand the silence any longer she blurts out, "Don't you know what today is?" Again he says nothing. Being beside herself, she spoke ra...

Hi Everyone, I will be crossing the Nullabour next week and thought I would stop and detour off the main road to check out the old homestead which I visited when I first crossed the Nullabour back in 1973. I understand it is about 17klm off the new highway and can be rough in places but overall not too bad. I...

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Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down t...

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