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The mother-in-law stopped by the recently married couples house unexpectedly. She rang the doorbell and stepped inside, where she saw her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.What are you doing? she asked.Im waiting for my husband to come home from work, the daughter-in-law answered.But...

Story of lifeA Lady asked an old street vendor: "How much do you sell your eggs for?" The old man replied "0.50¢ an egg, madam. The Lady responde, I'll take 6 eggs for $2.00 or I'm leaving. The old salesman replied, Buy them at the price you want, Madam. This is a good start for me because I haven't sold a sin...

I just upgraded my Moto G50 5g phone to a Moto G84 5g, in the van or when travelling in the Ute I use a Nighthawk 4g Wifi hotspot, instead of hotspotting from the phone, the reason behind this it saves you battery life. In the Van the hotspot allows all the devices like phones, tablet, TV etc to connect to the...

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Just received our electricity bill. There was no $75 rebate for the quarter. I did some research: The rebate will be automatically applied to your electricity bills in quarterly instalments. For QLD households the first instalment will be applied by 8 July 2024. For ACT, NSW, SA and VIC househo...

Forgive me, fatherThere once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.' The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me sev...

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog forcompany. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest andasked, 'Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?'Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for ananimal i...

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A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica . They were touring around the market-place looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop.From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, 'You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop.'So the married couple walk...

Hi All I have a Thetford 3way fridge which seems to be absolutely useless on 12V. If I stop for lunch & open & close the fridge door a few times the temp shoots up to around 15°. Even without opening the fridge door at all the same thing happens after about 4hrs travelling. I've tried stopping &...