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Recently a friend of mine purchased a 2016 Esperance Motorhome on the Iveco Chassis. It was fully loaded with Bullbar ,Towbar , extra Batteries , extra Solar ,extra Water Tank , Hydraulic Levellers . This was sold as a car licd.meaning under 4.495T . He brought it around to show me . I said to him have you...

Has anyone noticed the way campers sit outside their vans, those that sit facing outwards want to say hi or good morning and have a chat. The other (few) sit facing their van wall, "I don't want to talk to anyone" kind of thing, i.e. campers body language. Really who wants to sit facing the wall of their va...

A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The women notices this and asks, Is your date running late? No, he replies, Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just te...

Hi! Wanda.WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?SYLVIA: I froze to death.WANDA: How horrible!SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husban...

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.He invited all his neighbors to come over an...

You can camp at the footy reserve, alongside the Loddon River for $15 per night. Camp fees can be paid at the local store ( there is only one ) or fees will be collected by the grounds keeper. There are showers, toilets & camp fire pits. The river is suitable for paddling, fishing & a little kayak...

A sixteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to fuss. Where did you get that car?!He calmly told them, I bought it today.With what money? demanded his parents? We know what a Porsche costs.Well, said the boy, this one cost me fifteen dollars.So the parents began to panic and ask...

Am getting a new van and was going to go with the new Dometic Harrier air cond as I cant stand noisy air conds but after reading the negative comments I wont be doing that. Can anyone suggest which domestic split system is the best for a van - I imagine Daikin, Fujitsu or Mitsubishi would be the pick but ope...

Hi everyone. Recently joined, my name is kelly. I not long ago bought a 1996 Avan Aliner. Absolutely love it. Now the original stickers are old and peeling and i wish to remove them and give the surface a new white paint job. Does anyone here have experience or advice about what kind of paint i use? ...

Three drunks were standing on top of the Empire State Building.The first one said to the other two,"You know, it's a funny thing about these wind currents. A person could jump off this building right now and not even hit the ground. The wind would carry them right back up to the top of the building."The s...

Hi all, WE are decluttering the Castle, so we can finnish the painting. Trying to off load goods to those who want a good read, watch a VCR video. etc. No takers so far. We have tried St Vincent Depaul They took all the DVD's. Back issues of fishing magazines 4 x4 magazines no one will take. Tried the libra...

A few years ago I noticed a product which I think was call Blue Sky boats. The boat was a sort of a roof top pod. The base of the pod stayed in the roof rack and then unclip the top of the pod /boat to remove the boat. The boat / pod also once locked in place also allowed one to store equipment away from the element...

My question is regarding the Toyota coaster layout with the shower over the toilet and no hand basin and having a glass door....is this a problem...how does one have a wash on the morning and how does one use the toilet after I have had a shower(wet feet)...am I missing something here or is the shower/to...

It clicks then sounds like breaker turns it off . Ive undone the 17mm bolts . Reset unit by pulling 10amp fuse . Still not working . Looks like a trip to Oyster or sat specialist ?? Ahhh