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One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch in her crotch:She told the doctor her problem and he said."You have the crabs."She informed the doctor that it could not be the crabs because she was an eighty year old virgin.She went to another doctor and explained herproblem to him.The do...

In the New Year I am going to a free camp well away any major country city and it has no dump only a long drop toilet. To preamp all the comments yes I know you cannot put it down a septic or chemical toilet. Seeing this is a long drop toilet with no chemicals and I will be staying for about 1 week any suggestio...

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husbands habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke.The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.Every morning she would plead wit...

Can anyone help me with van storage between Port Macquarie and Wodonga please? Not in the heart of Sydney, and something reasonable as I am on a pension. Thanks.

Three women who work in the same office notice that their female boss has started leaving work early every day, so one day they decide that after she leaves, they'll take off early, too. After all, she never calls or comes back, so how is she to know?The brunette is thrilled to get home early. She does a li...

Hi I saw this and though it might help a bit to refresh someones memory cheers Jaahn

Bloke goes into a pub, and the barmaid asks what he wants. "I want to bury my face in your cleavage and lick the sweat from between your tits" he says........"You dirty pig!" shouts the barmaid, "get out before I get my husband."The bloke apologizes and promises not to repeat his gaffe. The Barmaid acce...

Why is the 19 th February in 1942 such a significant date in Australia's past history? Now c'mon play fair, and do not use Google to find out why. Watch this space as you will be able to find out the answer. Jay&Dee

How do I work out which pin is anode as there is no marking and does cathode become the connection to the solar panel and other lead goes solar controller? These diodes I bought from jaycar are flat 2pinsand with metal back plate I presume to dissapate any heat.

AS part of my Drivers Test, I had to reverse back towards the sheds along this partly constructed rock wharf wall. About 80 metres. It now has a nice concrete top.

Just saw this on the web, not sure if it's still current but could be a problem for some older HWS. Careful with carbon monoxide gases at all times............cheers https://www.9news.com.au/national/safety-warning-potentially-deadly-caravan-motorhome-heaters-accc/ea252b5c-ce18...

Two drunk Irishmen: Paddy; If I had two million dollars Mick, I'd be g'in ya one. Mick; To be sure Paddy, ye're a genyrus fella. Paddy; If I had two houses Mick, I'd be g'in ya one. Mick; To be sure Paddy, ye're a genyrus fella. Mick; If'n ya had two Bicycles Paddy, Would ya Gi me one? Paddy; Now dat's mean of y...

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Is it best to have an under bench water filter fitted when building our van or have it done later? and should water be filtered when filling the tank also? We have been quoted by the builder Network RV that they will need to install another 12v pump and seperate faucet which will cost $695.

I cannot, for the life of me see where, one can afford vehicle's at these prices, and considering that electric vehicles are on the way, why in hell one would pay $100000 -plus for a new 4WD, knowing they wont be worth much within the next 5 years. And where do you guys get the money to do it every coup-le of...

I'm always directing novice caravaners to Caravan Council of Australia for technical help - Colin Young has just issued a very interesting article on the state of the industry. It appears to be too lengthy to copy and paste but it can be read on their Facebook page Caravan Council of Australia | Faceb...

Advice please when do I need to fit these diodes and why.

Selling my ED33 engine / 10 speed splitter gearbox and transmission. If you need either then contact me. Hoping to get at least $1500 for the lot.