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WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!"The irate customer calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was"Madam", said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY".There was quite a long pause on the other end of t...

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After reclaiming the Nationals crown this morning, the new king of the party is reportedly celebrating like one tonight. Following a few celebratory schooners of rum and coke down in the capital, it can be revealed that the new Deputy Prime Minister has just ordered himself a large Mega Meatlovers p...

An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of whiskey.After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender: Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman...

I have always been confounded as to why the media hasten to report a "Twitter Storm" and present it as a certain indicator of overwhelming public opinion as I don't know a single person who uses Twitter. Some interesting numbers come out of a recent survey by Australia's ABC: ABC survey Twitter number...

Friendly advice. Yesterday I was towing a 3 tonne van, wet road at about 90kph. Two kangaroos jumped straight out from the bushes in front of me. Emergency braking applied, unfortunately couldn't avoid hitting the second roo. I had an aluminium bullbat on the Jeep. The roo died instantly. The only...

Hi all, We have a forward fold camper which is a ripper apart from one thing. The annex is made of 14oz Bradmill Kordux and is as heavy as a small planet and about as easy to manage. There's a pic of the camper set up in here. As you'll see in the Piliga pic it's a big annex. It's held on by a good quality zip and...

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Presently I am helping a friend to selectively clear a bush block,cutting down 15 metre trees,and towing them away with a (shudder) Triton,which, despite being severely misused and abused,is doing a surprisingly good job! Anyway,the chainsaw I was using was a littlle small for the job at hand,so w...

Mary came home early and found her husband, Paddy, in their bedroom makinglove to a very attractive young woman:And she was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" She cried. "How dare you do this to me? A faithful wife, the mother of your children. I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!"...

G'day all Am a 66 yo man, married for 43 years. Have been thinking for a while now about seeing more of the Great Aus with my best friend before we are unable! That time is nearly here! I would like to do it in a converted coach. Have been doing a bit of research with the intention of purchasing a vehicle arou...

Thought I'd say hullo. Getting about in a 2007 Jayco Freedom and 2015 Mitsubishi Challenger, so far so good. Being a serious nature/bird photographer of many years I tend to travel to less trodden areas to search for subjects, fascinated by the Aussie bush. Cheers

They have a small caravan park, with 4 X 240 volt outlets I am parked to one side, as I do not require any powerAccording to the locals, there are also 2 X free unpowered sites behind the pub, and other unpowered parking in a nearby parkThey ask that you donate at the local, (and only) shop, and utilise loca...

We have been invited to Townsville over the xmas period. But Im not sure but is it there cyclone and rainy season. Is it worth the risk during this time period

Pretty quiet up there in the shut down state but I believe the score is now 76 - 6 - it seems you guys have a few to catch up in game 3.......especially if the next one is played on our home turf... BB