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WHY I LOVE OLD WOMEN! SHE WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCH RAIL. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER. The young gunslinger looked at the old woman a...

Morning all, I have my mobile phone and a mobile wifi device on a monthly contract/plan with Telstra. I received an email yesterday from Telstra? Saying they will be increasing my 200gb data on my wifi device to 400gb and an extra $10 month charge. I don't have a major problem with that however, The emai...

Over the Next few days I will be posting a pic, and your job is to give us a funny caption Lets start with this.....

Rick and Sue pulled up, in the parking bay at handThey could hear something was rattling on their well worn caravanWhen they got out and perused it, their worst fears were the truthBits were flying off old 'Mabels' weathered, tattered roof.'She's absolutely buggered mum'.... was Rick's sad news t...

Morty and Selma, an elderly couple, were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?"Selma, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"Morty yelled, "He says you wer...

I recently built a ground independent UHF CB ANTENNA and was so chuffed with the results I thought I would post my efforts here . . .The technical details are fully covered on another platform (Gold Coast Amateur Radio - on Facebook - admin please delete if this link is not allowed) but suffice to say the...

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional box, sits down and starts grunting, but says nothing. Suddenly there is a very bad smell coming from the confessional box.The Priest coughs a few times to get the drunks attention, but the drunk just sits there. Finally, the Priest pound...

A nun was sitting at the airport, waiting for her flight to Chicago . She looked over in the corner and saw one of the weighing machines that would also do a prediction. She thought to herself, " I'll give it a try and see what it tells me.She went over to the machine , stepped up on the scale and put her nickel...

I came across this the other day and put a smile on my dial in these Covid times.