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Did Australia declare to late? A extra 10 overs would have been handy!! Collo.

Had to get another medical last week for my Cancer treatment During the appointment the doc said mate, you will have to stop masturbateing. I said why....? He said because I am trying to examine you. -- Edited by Des and Jane on Sunday 9th of January 2022 09:31:26 PM

Hi All I can either buys a Dometic upright compressor fridge for $1400- $1600 or a bunnings version (Glacio I think) for $332. obviously there would be a difference in qualit, but are the better known brands 5 times as good? I was wondering if anyone has had any experience with these cheap fridges. --...

Has anyone been to this event in previous years and can you tell me what the road conditions are like. We are reading mixed reviews. The dirt component will be Windorah to Birdsville and that is what we would like some information on. Thanks

I wonder how many people know you don't need a fishing licence to fish in Victorian Waters if you are a Senior with a Victorian Seniors Card. To hold a Seniors Card in Vic you apply for one when you turn 60. Not sure what happens in other states but thought this worthwhile making known on here.

Bloke next door to me is mute and has had his awning damaged. They are heading towards Townsville. Any recommendations in that area? Thank you Bas

Pavlov is sitting at a pub enjoying a pint. The phone rings and he jumps up shouting, "Oh sh1t, I forgot to feed the dog!" A classics professor goes to a tailor to get his pants mended. The tailor asks, "Euripides?" The professor replies, "Yes. Eumenides?"

Hello everyone, strop n i are looking at buying a manufactured home in a caravan park. Anyone, know which companies will insure these homes? Thanks. Rocket

How often do you check your assorted remote control batteries? Just had a well known brand fail on me, the black top with gold bottom. Less than 2 years old, but used most days. Maybe use the mute button too much.

Are Rolling Coal utes starting to appear here in Australia or is it something else causing the black exhaust smoke. Tuesday as we were coming into Mackay on the Peak Downs Hwy near the Racecourse Sugar Mill, I was behind a great looking tricked up 79er, for the next 3 sets of traffic lights it excellerat...

I had spent an hour in the bank with my dad, as he had to transfer some money. I couldn't resist myself and asked...''Dad, why don't we activate your internet banking?''''Why would I do that?'' he asked...''Well, then you wont have to spend an hour here for things like transfer.You can even do your sho...

Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they were all attended to by Geoff the Bellboy.The first man married a nurse.Geoff showed them to their room, all the while thinking to himself, "Lucky guy! Nurses are known to be hot to trot."The second man married a teleph...

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