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Proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown apartment to a couple of friends late one night,a drunk American led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on thewall. 'What's that big brass gong for?' one of the friend's asked 'Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking Australian clo...

An old retired sailor puts on his uniform and heads to the docks once more for old times' sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, ' How am I doing '? The prostitute replies, 'Well old sailor, you...

Here is the Best Recovery I have ever seen. So glad this guy got over it!!

enjoy....

Chris & I stayed at Plushe's Bend for about a week. However on he night of 9/12 (I was away kayaking for a couple of days), Chris was alone & there was havock with locals hooning around the campsite + itinerates having a drunken & wild night. With no security & little company it was a frig...

Have just had a period of not being able to see anybody's avatar (except Ibbo's), for reasons known only to my computer, which I'm sure does it just to annoy me. Now that I see everybody has new ones it takes a minute to get to know you all again. Love your new Ambulance Terro, but not too sure about you Roll...

"Don't be silly honey, TomTom says this is the Shortest way"

Tiger Woods Holiday Poem Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse. She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry, Cause a bimbos phone number was in his Blackberry. Hed been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed. Woman after woman steppe...

Noticed that the new Nissan Pathfinder mirrors give a false indication of distance between me and any following vehicles. Know that most new vehicles have the left mirror that states that "objects in this mirror may be closer than you think " . On the pathfinder both mirrors give this...

If you can read this without laughing, you must be devoid of laughter cells...... This was originally shown on BBC TV back in the 70's. Ronnie Barker could say all this without a s******, though God knows after how many takes. The irony is, BBC received not one complaint. The speed of delivery must have...

There has been several recalls of the explorer due to c/control problems . It would appear the owner has not followed up on the recall notice to have the problem fixed . The problem is to do with the throttle body & cables , causing the engine rpm to continue after the cancelation switches have been a...

You Gotta Love These Blonde Jokes!Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day wi...

Thanks for sending the parcel mate!! I can't believe you kept all that stuff!! Some of the photos were great. Brings back some great memories. I loved the photos of you on the aircraft tug on the HMS Victorious. Daisy and I have not stopped laughing at the one where you drove it straight over the side....

seonau reckons he's a bit of a buccaneer, so I thought that I'd post a couple of pix of real[IMG]https://i384.photobucket.com/albums/oo289/rollyfoto/Buccan...

We have a birthday girl today, many happy returns of the day ElBe, may you have many,many more.

Aaaaahh, Sunday morning at the Ambo branch. 0700 and the night shift has gone home all bleary eyed and not smiling. We are having a good start to the day as you can see by all the replies I have managed to add this morning. My partner has "assumed" the position and is putting out gentle zzzz's it...

Hi all! Was wondering if I could tap into the knowledge/experience pool that permeates this forum. I just bought on special a Waeco CDF 035 with external inverter and insulated cover from BCF for $599 which i hope was a good deal, so I want to use it mainly as a reliable freezer when the 3way caravan fridg...

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night? The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange soun...

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Watched a show this afternoon on One HD, Pat Callinan 4X4 adventures. There was a segment on geochacing, it looks like it could be an interesting hobby when travelling, does anyone do it?