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I went to a hypnotist's show last night. It started out quite well. The hypnotist got 5 men up on the stage and put them into a trance. He told them to hop on one foot, and they did. He then told them to act like monkeys, and they did. But one of the men bumped the tall speaker tower. It toppled over and lan...

I don't want to brag about my finances or anythingbut my credit card company calls me almost every day to tell me that my balance is outstanding. Ive just finished installing a high voltage fence around my house.The neighbours are dead against it. Scientists got together to study the effects of alc...

Her dog was in heat, but she agreed to look after her neighbour's male dog while the neighbour was on vacation. She had a large house and she believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep, she heard awful howling sounds. She rushed downstairs and found the do...

A patient goes to the Optician for his eye test. The Optician asked him what he can see. "I see empty airports, empty football grounds, closed theatres and closed pubs." That's perfect says the Optician, you've got 2020 vision!

Good slippery dip.. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdGjExnC/?k=1

Last month Prince Charles and Camilla visited Hughenden and all the civic dignitaries were lined up at the Hughenden Road House when the coach arrived. As the bus wheeled in with a cloud of dust and huffed to a standstill the door to the Royal coach opened and out stepped HRH sporting a genuine fox fur h...

I recently purchased a second hand van and found this mess at the batteries. obviously it needs fixing, what would the best solution (bus bars etc) As for identifying wires, is it as easy as turning everything on, remove a wire and see what is now not working? -- Edited by shakey55 on Tuesday 7th of J...

Well, for those who want fast internet at home and on the road anyway. Very small size, very easy setup, fast log-on and way better speeds that I get either at home or via the phone on the road. And for no extra monthly cost either https://photos.app.goo.gl/GJRbe9Qkb2QkggJH7 -- Edited by Tony LEE o...

I have done any serious cooking for many years but, back in the day, my 'signature dish' was creamy chicken and mushroom casserole with bacon bits, served on a bed of Jasmine rice. It was always very well received and highly praised. Do you have a signature dish?

What a great large spot. Plenty of space for all size vans. Dump point and potable water on site Once here, a must to see is Porcupine Gorge approx 70kms north. Take a walk down into the gorge. Moderate fitness required if the river is following, like it is 8/6/22 it is a real treat for swimming and drin...

My ultimate restaurant meal, for a special occasion such as my birthday, begins with a king prawn ****tail followed by lobster mornay on a bed of wild rice, strawberry crepes for dessert and ending with a strong black coffee plus a Baileys Irish Cream. And you?

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.She says "Hello!"..He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.So he says, 'Do you know me?'To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids...'Now his mind travels back to the only t...

Electric cars could get cheaper as a crucial component in them drops in price https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-06-09/electric-cars-lithium-price-batteries-credit-suisse/101135860

There was a topic about a new type of battery but when I searched for the term 'battery' I couldn't find it, so I'm opening another topic. There is research into using blue green algae to make a battery to run a computer. That would be very handy. Just scoop up some grotty old water, stick it in an old water...

Medicare - Part G - Nursing Home Plan If you're an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself. The government says there's no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Part G. Part G gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and four bullets. You are required to shoot...

Davo went to the carnival,saw a sign outside the wrestling tent, "Anyone who can stay three rounds with Slugger Thompson gets $100" Being in need of some readies he decided to give it a go. Now Slugger was a man mountain who made The Beast from the Chaser look like a midget, but Davo thought he would still...

New mobile phones sold in Europe, are to have the same type of charging connectors, by autumn 2024 Hopefully it will spread worldwide Link to article below https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-06-08/eu-agrees-single-mobile-charging-port-in-blow-to-apple/101133782

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