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A fifty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?, What's the matter with you?" The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care, I just came fr...

A plant growing in a gum tree.

At the age of 74 the thought of a 10 year plan is very daunting but I have decided on a 12 month one. I emigrated to Australia in 1959 and ever since then have been married and mortgaged, always wanting to travel Australia but never actually taken the opportunity to do it. Now after marriage seperation I fi...

To get black grease off your hands off your hands after working on the car, try rubbing margarine into your hands then wash off with liquid soap, it orks. Only problem is if it dissolves grease that well, what is it we are eating

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I like digital photography, but I love macro digital photography. What you see when really close up, is amazing sometimes. This photo was taken after heavy rain overnight on a young gum leaf.

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Two Asian heroin addicts have injected themselves with curry powder by mistake - both are in intensive care .. One has a dodgy tikka and the other one is in a korma.

From: Thomas Cook Holidays Listing some of the guest's complaints during the season. 1. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts" 2. "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in t...

This is a story which is perfectly logical to all men: A wife asks her husband "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6." A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him "Why did you buy 6 cartons of mil...

This indeed is worrisome Beer contains female hormones Last month, Wits University and RAU scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer c...

2 old farm houses just out of Kootingal NSW

Hey fellow nomads! For the last week we've been caretaking a police museum in the lovely little town of Timber Creek which is half way between Kununurra & Katherine NT. We have our caravan out back hooked up to power & water with a drop dunny 50m away though our own shower is needed or use the one i...

Dolphins at play

Just to be different. PS burnt fingers lighting matches LOL.

Topic heading hoping to get more views Its time to get hold of your dry powder fire extinguisher and check the pressure gauge and then turn it upside down and give it a good old shake up, if its not done regularly the powder will settle and not do the job when needed cheers blaze ps boats and 4x4's need more f...

The Mexican Maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?' Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wan an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.' Wife: 'Who said yo...

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