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Hi all, due to a few work related issues I have postponed my upcoming road trip to Townsville and back. My boss was good to me during Marg's health problems and now it's my turn to return the favour by making myself available for work. My trip can be done anytime. I will still go to Townsville but I will fly u...

My gold condoms have just arived in th mail . I said to my wife . "I am going to try one tonight" She says . "Why don't you wear a silver one & come 2nd for a change"? Richo

If anybody is interested Shirls and I just got back home from Darwin yesterday...We seen the Queen Mary 2 The Love boat..and another huge ship forgot the name....The 70th anniversary of the Bombing of Darwin Lindy Chamberland in person at the inquest( When are they going to leave this poor women...

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Hi All Does anyone have any advice on earning while you travel, eg Harvest Trail etc, and what sort of money is being paid. Any advice would be handy, Thanks

Just back from a trip around the block. Have decided to go to Karumba and do a spot of fishing. Can anyone advise on best size tinny, boatloader and foldup trailer to purchase to suit our trusty old 100 series Landcruiser?

We purchased a van about 12 months ago and notice the vinyl top coat is de-laminating. The van is 7 years although the annes is a lot newer. Is this common. Sue

A KISS IS JUST A KISS A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he did not want to appear insen...

Hi All, Ran into a fellow GN travelling from Brisbane to Melbourne who said that he had spotted what looked like RTA personnel weighing a caravan north of Dubbo two weeks ago. If this is the case, it may be wise to check the weight of you caravan is within the legal limit to avoid any problems, particula...

Working For the Council A bloke goes to the local council to apply for a job in the office. The interviewer asks him "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies "Yes, caffeine" "Have you ever worked for the public service before?" "Yes I was in the army" he s...

i can't add anything. Richo.

We were finally reunited with our tenting and mattress stuff that we left behind in Tassie. Our special thanks to Elaine and Bob for bringing it back with when they returned from Tassie. Thanks guys and it wa great to put faces to names Safe travels briche

Just got a call from our grandaughter, she is progressing well at Kapooka and n ow passed her shooting test (which is a must to pass out) They are now going out on day and night exercises and she has been made second in command (under a regular army NCO) of her section. She went on leave today and as she went o...

I was in a newsagents in Broken Hill. A big guy with a big hat asked the chap behind the counter if he had any Sunday papers. The newsagent said No sir we havent any Sunday papers The big guy raised his voice and said Why not may I ask? The newsagent said Because its Saturday sir, we wont have Sunday papers un...

These are really easy to make and make a nice change from sweet scones. 1 cup SR flour 1 cup grated cheese cup milk Add chopped bacon or ham and/or finely chopped onion or chives or other herbs. Mix and put into muffin tins or patty cake if you want smaller ones. Bake in a moderate oven.

Decided to have a trial run in the van and stayed at a lovely clean caravan park called Glen Rest at Glen Innes NSW. Although small we were able to have a drive through site. The owners went out of their way and the whole place was spotless. Had a wonderful feel about it. This park also caters for dogs. Defin...

While we traveling I was fed up of picking all our clothes off the wardrobe floor so Hubby came up with using curatin wire thas the one that streches fixing tow hook at either end of the wardrobe and streching the wire under the clothes hangersand hooking into the eys at the other end . Thats fixed that a...

A woman applied for a job in a lemon orchard, but she seemed to be far too qualified for the job. In her application she listed her Arts and Education Degrees from Sydnay University, and her jobs as a social Worker and School Teacher. The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this, but have you...

We plan to travel around Australia from June to October. We have a Royal Flare caravan. Well be leaving from Bendigo and heading up the east coast to the end of the bitumen. We will then go across the territories to the west coast and down to Perth. Then home to Castlemaine. We believe that each leg of th...

THE VENTRILOQUIST & THE BLONDE A young ventriloquist is touring Essex and, one night, he's doing a show in a small town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting, "I'v...