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If you belong to an RV club how much does your club membership cost? The two largest Australia wide RV clubs each charge $60 per annum, as part of this one posts out 12 club magazines per month, while the other posts out 4 club magazines per month. Other clubs charge less again. Without naming particula...

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Three clergy were in the coffee house having a coffee when the United Church minister said that he had rats in the ceiling of the church and that he had tried poisoning but they came back. The Anglican minister said he has the same problem and he had tried shooting them as well but he still had the rats. The...

Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate's been hit by a car. Paddy: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken.' Operator: 'What is your location sir?' Paddy: 'Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street .' Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?' Si...

The Bacon Tree Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and await death when all of a sudden Luis says......... "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon, I theenk." "Ees, Luis,...

A Glaswegian is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comesupon a preacher baptising people in the river. He proceeds to walk into thewater and subsequently bumps into the preacher.... The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol,whereupon he asks the d...

Hi my name is Anthony and I have been looking at this site for a while. Thinking that it may be time to hit the road. Worked all my life and now just sold a business and maybe I should hit the highway and the dirtways. Should I get a caravan or motorhome these are my choices. Each has their plus's and minus's...

man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 000 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns a...

A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out of the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because its too risky to operate. All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks in...

After 37 years of marriage. Jake dumped his wife for his Young secretary. His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Edith's multi-million dollar home and since the man's lawyers were a little better he prevailed. He gave Edith his now ex-wife just 3 days to move out. She spent the 1st day pa...

Hi Folks, Karen (my Garmin GPS, loaded with Camps 6) are going south for a little while, not taking a pc so don't expect to be online unless near an internet cafe or similar if I have the inclination. Probably leave next week before or after Australia day, no set itinerary, could change daily and don't wa...

Hi, Looking at buying a Stihl Chain saw models 170/171/ms192t. Do not want anything too heavy as i want to cut wood for camping. So any information on these would be appreciated. Thanks John.

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Hi all We are considering buying a 2009 scenic vega van. It has never been used. There are 3 that seem to be In good condition in our price range. There is the one above A 2010 millard And A 2007 creative grant tourer. As we are newbies ...... Does anyone have one of these or had any experience...

Hi my name is Anthony and I have been looking at this site for a while. Thinking that it may be time to hit the road. Worked all my life and now just sold a business and maybe I should hit the highway and the dirtways. Should I get a caravan or motorhome these are my choices. Each has their plus's and minus's. I...