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Bob and Ralph were fishing on the Irish shoreline when Bob pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches,he asked Ralph for a light. 'Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,' Ralph replied in his Irish accent and then, reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long. 'My God, man!' e...

Can anyone out there give me their comments about the Glen Helen Resort in the West Macdonald Ranges. I have heard three concerning comments but they were dated.

Dougwe UPDATE # 9 (Final) he has a photo which he refers to as the Greens Lake Thong Tree. One would have to wonder why this topic is continually surfacing. I would suggest that this message will offend all the tree-loving members who disagree strongly with the idea of killing a beautiful tree in a r...

What a lovely visit we had, Carol brought cake and coffee I loved it, made me feel like family, I must say Carol and Vic are among the nicest people I have met. thanx Vic about the dog park, if I get a dog I'll know where to go, My MH is Athena, not the dog LOL

G'Day I have replaced my 1998 100 Series Landcruiser with a 2005 Jeep Grand Cherokee ( the landcruiser self destructed and burnt to the ground). Anyway my problem is the Jeep dosnt like to start in the morning, after the first start it runs fine, the previous owner had all the glow plugs replacedand a he...

Thats me on the left in the brown shirt and my mate who just happens to be my instructor as well checking me out on a glass ****pit LOVE it so looks like more time in the cirrus' I am doing my single engine IFR in it should be fun. Cheers The Hats

A mother in law said to her son's wife when the baby was born: "I don't mean to rude, but he doesn't look anything like my son." The daughter in law lifted her skirt and said: "I don't mean to be rude either, but this is a fa*ny, not a photo copier.

Paddy, was walking along the street during his once-in-a-lifetime visit to Adelaide South Australia when he rounds a corner and sees there'sa high rise apartment building on fire.Paddy, ever the kind-hearted and resourceful Irishman, runs up to the building to see if he can help, and notices peop...

I know this subject has been done to death,my brother inlaw has a Coromal pop top van 16ft he says his model van came out with one chain,he has added onother chain, my question is the chains are joined to the a frame with a loop thing with a thread and nut is this legal? Lance C

Gday... 79 - The ancient city of Pompeii is destroyed as Mt Vesuvius erupts. The ancient city of Pompeii lay southeast of Naples, Italy. It lay in the shadow of Mount Vesuvius, the only active volcano on the European mainland, and its inhabitants were used to rumblings and tremors from the volcan...

An old Vet. walked into a supermarket with his zipper down.A checkout chick walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open."Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled.When he was just about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open....

Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?" In a condescending manner, she says, "...

Wife : Honey before we gotmarried , you used to give me gifts and expensive jewellery. Husband : Yes...so ?Wife : How come you don't do it anymore?Husband : Have you ever seen a fisherman give worms to the fishafter

Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty. The Father said, 'Top o' the mornin' To ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer' Hoosband couple 'a years ago?' She replied, 'Aye, that ye' did, Father.' The Father asked, 'And be there a ny wee...

Last evening, a uni student, early twenties and a casual worker, showed me a letter from his superannuation provider informing him that it had closed his account because the balance is now zero. What has been happening is that the fund's administration and other fees and government taxes have erode...

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the...

Set off from Balyana just turned 8am and drove south towards Cardwell where I stopped to view the waterfront, been there many times but it still enchants me. Then on towards Ingham turning off at the Lucinda and Halifax sign. Lucinda's main claim to fame is the extended conveyor belt taking sugar out t...

Dear all, I am a new soon-to-be solo adventurer, and through this forum saw mention of the CMCA organization. When I looked at their website I discovered 2 rallies next year that sound very interesting. The 37 day Byron to Broome rally, and the 25 day Nullabor Rally. does anyone have advice or recommen...

Hi, Saw a lady with this and it is amazing. can drive 15 kms and easily folds up and weighs only 20 kilos. and is remote control. went home and looked up Smartie folding electric wheelchair from Out and about healthcare. AO26 model. lady said she got hers at the gold coast. has small wheels, nothing like...

Stayed free had electricity, water, was able to charge the tablet. Leone Nissen, lovely lady wouldn't take any money. new owner trying to push for it to be done up, something went wrong Politics I guess. Would be nice to have aboriginal culture on display.