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but a lot of non-living objects are actually male or female. Here are some examples........ FREEZER BAGS: They are male.....because they hold everything in but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: They are female....because once turned off it takes a while to warm them up again. TYRE...

Mothers Day present from my daughter a few years ago. Wonderful experience. Brenda.

If you've dealt with a reliable mechanic and would like to pass their details on to your fellow nomad, this is the place. Please label each new post clearly with town and state the mechanic is in - for example "Good mechanic in Robe, SA". As mentioned in the main 'Recommendations' forum, please post...

Hi All After reading the question about parking for Spirit of Tas I thought as we are thinking of going over to the small isle next year I better find out how far ahead we need to book. Being from North Qld we obviously will only be going in spring/summer (approx. end Oct) otherwise wouldn't get out of bed b...

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest o' me life, between the legs o' me wife !" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night ! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of The night." She said, &qu...

I've got a couple of mobiles using the Aldi mobile service. Noticed last night that when I used one phone to call the other (checking ringtone), I was charged 12 cents for each call, despite that fact they were not answered. Now, I have no gripes at all with the Aldi service, but I wonder if it is normal pra...

It's been a long time since our last photo competition we must be due for another one soon I suggest the topic being Sunsets or Sunrise as I am sure there are many of us who love a good sunrise or sunset.

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.' 'Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner o...

NEVER CHEAT ON A SASKATCHEWAN WOMAN! A country wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales of hay, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door and into the barn. She p...

In parochial school students are taught that lying is a sin. However, instructors also advised that using a bit of imagination was OK to express the truth differently without lying. Below is a perfect example of those teachings: Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs. An attractive young woman on a...

The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door? 'The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled...

I was sitting on a bench in the park next to a homeless man, I asked him how he ended up this way.He said: Up until Last week, I still had it all!!! A cook, cooked my meals, my room was cleaned, my clothes were washed, pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV, internet, I went to the gym, the pool, the library,...

We are currently in a dog friendly CP on mid NW coast in Shark Bay, many grey nomads here with dogs. Whilst walking my dog yesterday I came across two piles of slug pellets left on ground adjacent to bins in the park. I am a keen gardener so know exactly what they look and smell like and yes they were definite...

I wanted to point out all the reasons that I love to travel with my two dogs, Caddy and Cairo. I don't wish to be biased so please add cat or bird in the appropriate bits (lol) 1. They make me laugh every day 2.I feel safe and secure at night on my own in the van 3.When I am travelling to a destination they make me...

During conversations with others, some travellers are not aware of correct tyre pressure when travelling on the tar whilst towing. If pressure is too low tyres are said to be in the ground creating unnecessary drag and being concave, if pressure is too high tyre is convex wearing out in the centre, a...

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A teacher asks her class , "can anyone tell me who is Robin Hood's girlfriend ??" Little Paddy raises his hand and say's " yes miss, its Trudy Glen !!! " "No Paddy the answer is Maid Marian !!" " But miss, what about the song??, "Robin hood, Robin hood, R...

I have left Kalgoorlie, and headed 100k's north or there abouts to a great little town called McKenzie. Popuation of 101, and it is the dearest of places. Clean, wide streets, paved paths and so much history. The CP is $27pn, so clean and well set out. These little towns are the ones that I like to support...

Hi folks Wife and I are looking to buy our first van. Don't want to tow anything too big as it is just the 2 of us. So while asking around there seems to be a wide opinion as to the safety issues around single axle vans if one should suffer a flat/blowout and the risk of an accident. Personally I would be happy w...

I have been using a bit of 12 v dc lately. Had some problems with a couple of my leads. The ones that plug into the socket (Cig style) and then into the appliance. The plugs have a fuse in the tip to protect it and I have found recently 3 times that the fuse, although appearing to be good is actually not letting...