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A man goes into a doctor's office feeling a little ill.The doctor checks him over and says, 'Sorry, I have some bad news, you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus.It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you usually only have 24 hours to live.There's no known cure so just go home and en...

Two prawns were swimming around in the ocean.One called Justin and the other called Kristian.The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area:Finally one day Justin said to Kristian. "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark and then I wouldn't hav...

Now that a few days have past...I've yet to see a interview by the mainstream media(I watch 10 and ABC) in any town like Alice Springs, Darwin, Cairns or any other locality with a Aboriginal population, to their response to the vote. Only interviews with the urban elite...both white and black. There i...

Hi, Is anyone aware of either a website or FB page with lists of all events/fairs/festivals etc throughout Australian regional/country towns? It would be very handy when planning future trips to either coincide or avoid any such happenings, thanks in advance, Michael Ringland

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How is Greens Lake camping at the moment? Conditions, facilities, restrictions, (I saw that post)? Regards Tony

We are in Tasmania and have discovered some really great locations to stay. Tarraleah Estate in the central highlands this location is a hydro electric station. The village has been bought back by the Tas Gov as the station is about to undergo a major upgrade. The area is like being in a botanical garde...

Yesterday morning my wife was placing her yoga mat down on the verandah when she noticed she had company - A Scrub python laying parallel to her mat just a couple of feet away, & looking interested in the open door to the bedroom. After closing the door, exercises were delayed & a few photos &...

An article in today's paper is warning of dangers involved in buying a caravan. Unfortunately, many caravanners do not join our forum until they need advice after purchasing an entirely unsuitable caravan, rather than seeking advice before purchase, so that we can help them. Some seem no...

This bloke walked into a chemist shop in Brisbane, and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and that as she and her sister owned the store, there were no males employed there.She then asked if she could help him. The bloke said that it was some...

Arthur is 75 years old. Hes played golf every day since his retirement 15 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. Thats it, he tells his wife. Im giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldnt see where it went.His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As t...

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and wit...

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and wit...

I called an old school friend and asked what was he doing. He replied that he is working on "Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminium and steel under a constrained environment".I was impressed......On further enquiring I learnt that he was washing dishes with hot water .......Under his wife...

Due to the fact that so many threads have been closed of late most of them in the Digress category, may I humbly suggest the name be changed to "How to knit the perfect Jumper"? Much more appropriate????