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hello all. while traveling past vanrook station, sign that says no anything lol ,, what are the 100 demirit points tey say you will loose.?

I just discovered my age group! I am a Seenager (Senior Teenager). I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50-60 years later.I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew. I have a driver's license and my own car. I have ID that gets me...

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "Help Wanted. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went...

Sitting in the lounge looking looking out the front window this afternoon,when an owl fell out of a tree . Then two magpies swooped down to attack it,went out and with a bit of and old tee shirt and got the owl put in an old shoe box. It seemed ok but a bit stressed,put it out of harms way,took it out on front ve...

Officer asks driver to say the alphabet starting with "M". Driver answers " Malphabet " !!

Where's your licence?A police officer pulled over a bloke and asked him for his license, the bloke said "sorry I must have left it at home".The officer said "Ok, can you at least identify yourself"So the bloke adjusted his rear view mirror, took a quick look at himself and said: "Yes, it's me."

Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees.Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, 'Dad, what's love juice?'Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex.Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement.Dad says, 'So what were you watching?'Billy says, ' W...

A contractor dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself at the Pearly Gates. A brass band is playing, the angels are singing a beautiful hymn, there is a huge crowd cheering and shouting his name, and absolutely everyone wants to shake his hand.Just when he thinks things can't possib...

Hi all We are about to move (up?) from our little Avan Aliner 3C to something not too much bigger but with an ensuite - the older we get the more we need to... We are both retired now and thinking about some longer journeys that will probably see us try to do a bit more free camping rather than caravan parks. ...

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