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what are the maine essential to take in the way of cooking like pots and pans ect. Brand recommendations would help -- Edited by Ris on Wednesday 18th of January 2017 08:23:48 PM

An Irishman was drinking in a pub in London when he gets a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces his wife has just produced a typical Irish baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man just shrugs, "That's a...

My Upcoming Surgery When I first noticed that my penis was growing and staying erect longer, I was delighted. So was my wife.But, after several weeks, my penis had grown to 13 inches.I became quite concerned. Soon I was having problems dressing and even walking. So my wife and I went to see a prominent...

Who loves you more, Your wife or your dog? If you really want to know - Lock them both in the boot of your car. Then let them out after an hour or so, Then See who's happy to see you.

Two good old boys, Mick & Paddy, have been promoted from privates toLance Corporals. Not long afterward, they're out for a walk and Micksays, "Hey, Paddy, there's the NCO Club; let's you and me step in.""But we're only privates," protests Paddy."We're Lance Corporals now," says Mick, pointin...

Merry Xmas everyone. Ooooops, no it's not, time goes that fast I thought it was Xmas, sorry all :) Well it's not that far though so before it does arrive sit back and read my October adventures.The Month started with another great visit to my daughter south of Melbourne and as usual great to see her and th...

hello all, looking for the best track from Gunnedah to Wagga and Bendigo to Lakes entrance. Thanks, Peter

I have tried contacting Jules47 but unable to contact her. Has anybody heard from them or know where they are please.

Hi all, long time listener first time caller. I have borrowed my mother in laws avan sportliner cl. The battery has exploded. We didn't get much of a hand over and were running everything off mains. Obviously I need a new battery but do I need to check the charger for faults or could it be that we cooked it b...

Hi Peps, I have an issue when and only when i fill up my motorhome with fuel, its a fiat ducato 3lt Jayco Conquest, even if i stop filling at first click it overflows from underneath, you end up with about 2 litres on the ground no overflow when i half or 3 quarter fill tank.Any help much appreciated... tha...

I got sick of spending money on covers, tarps etc that were hard work & not a real success. As I downsized to an older van I was concerned about rubber, sealants etc being exposed to the sun. After much procrastinating I bit the bullet & bought an Easyshade from Shadycharacters at Jimboomba. I...

Hi newbie here looking for some advice if possible am thinking of doing the Gibb River Road in Kimberleys anyone got any advice on what 4x4 ? what camper trailer set up @ not sure when ill be off just trying to get some info am a mad keen fisher would be looking at some Barra fishing but wondered do i have to...

A Cop stopped me and asked "Do you know why I've been following you?", So I Said, "Because my TWEETS are funny". We laughed and slapped hands in a "High Five" Can someone please put up the $150 Bail for me.

TImpending Bathroom legislation.. here are important questions to be answered about recent LGBTI bathroom legislation and whether transgender people will be permitted to use a restroom of the gender that they "identify" with or be required to use the restroom of their biological gender.If the...

"Mommy, why were you bouncing on Daddy's belly last night?" "Oh Honey, I Have to do that otherwise Daddy's belly will get Fat" "It won't work". "Why Honey?" "Coz the Babysitter keeps blowing him up again".

Hi all I have a Bullfinch External Shower system fitted to my van and it works well, but it only has a small nozzle, and while that's OK for blasting off beach sand etc, it's a bit too hard for showering. I have thought of ways to fit a larger, gentler head, but as soon as you loosen (or remove) the trigger, o...

I like to use the search tab when I can. I'll give you the example I'm using, hopefully someone can explain for me? I typed "bunks" in the advanced search bar. It came up with 'one page of one' but it had 32 matching items on the right hand side. Does this mean there is only one page of results and that bunks...

Possibly as we grow older we haven't got much time to suffer idiots? Maybe that's why there's so much argumentative content on this forum? Always remember that you are retired & are free to do whatever you wish to do. What someone on this forum posts is totally irrelevant to what you're experienc...

Hi all, Just a quick up date, I have finally cleaned out most of the interior and I am thinking about starting the frame work for the beds, kitchen cabinets and frame work for the seating. I taped a few lines on the floor to get ideas for the lay out I am wanting. I am thinking about doing this while trying to...

This was on before I think ,but I can't find it, how many Km a day do you travel when on a trip ? We have to travel 1200 Km to Maleny in Qld. I was working on 300 Km's a day with an Aliner, is it to far ? Cheers