"I digress ..."

Magnarc · Magnarc

Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom, God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things, thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good. Then God saw there was another need. In His wisdom, He made se...

Magnarc · Magnarc

2000 years ago the Chinese built a wall and they still don't have any Mexicans. (Yes, I am aware that there could be the odd Mexican in China!!!)

rockylizard · rockylizard

Gday... So - this song is now FORTY-NINE years old ... listen to the lyrics How true do they still ring. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxZseSNZRDc and if you don't have the 'download capacity' (or time) to listen all the way through, these are the lyrics ... Sammy Davis Jr. Don't Blame The Child...

Woody2 · Woody2

..beautifull....... https://www.youtube.com/embed/NqHx1CDRQkc?rel=0

Recoup · Recoup

how lucky can you get

Magnarc · Magnarc

The following is purported to be a message sent to Douglas McArthur by Harry Truman in 1945. I cannot verify its veracity but I concur with the sentiments!!! Political Correctness is a doctrine, recently fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and promoted by a sick mainstream media, whi...

Dickodownunder · Dickodownunder

I have been thinking about this for a while.. In SA the state government introduced some time ago a levy (read tax) on boat registrations to provide funding for boat ramps and for upgrading some existing facilities. The funds were applied for by local councils and were generally a dollar for dollar...

adreamer · adreamer

Was talking to the man down the street whose father was prisoner on the Burma railway during world war 11 and died there aged 26. He went over there 2 years ago to find out where his father was buried and didn't realize that there was over 2,600 Australians that died in just that one particular area. Grea...

jules47 · jules47

As I was lying around, pondering the problems of the world, I realized that at my age I don't really care anymore. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. A whale swims all day, only eats only fish, drinks water, but is still fat. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, wh...

Possum3 · Possum3

IF YOU ARE A CAR BUFF THIS IS EXTRAORDINARY...YOU WILL SPEND HOURS GOING OVER THIS...NO MATTER WHAT BRAND OF CAR YOU ENJOYED, IT'S REFERENCED IN THIS LINE UP. HAVE FUN (click on the old camera to the right of each item to view....will tell you how long it is so you can watch longer ones when you have the tim...

Possum3 · Possum3

Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Part G. The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politic...

spida · spida

Tiki tour: Getting to your destination, the hard way or via the long route.Jafa: Just Another Fuc***g Aucklander. You will find that the rest of the country is jealous of our biggest city No one really knows why.Eftpos: Electronic Funds Transfer at Point of Sale. Its that machine you swipe your AT...

Phil C · Phil C

Hi all.. Not sure I have posted a quicky on our last cruise.. HERE TIS... November 5 2015 With half the family in tow we got off the aircraft in Sydney and got onto the train, VERY cheap for pensioners, even from another state. I know Sydney petty well so I knew when to tell my grandson and daughter too look o...

iana · iana

Well guys is it a moving experience?

rockylizard · rockylizard

Gday... Cheers - John

Dougwe · Dougwe

I am a big baseball fan and was heavily involved in baseball here in Austraia, both local and Nationally. My late son was also involved in local and National ball as well. After 108 years the Chicago Cubs just won the World Series Baseball in game 7. Yep. Great news, even though they aren't my Atlanta...

Big Gorilla · Big Gorilla

As we slowly move through (or into) retirement,we need to keep ourselves occupied with small projects. Like this guy! As we age, we often get careless about safety issues I know, I saw it right away too....No safety glasses or hearing protection.And I caught something else that is really importan...

iana · iana

Can you buy anything, use a service, apply for something, walk into a shop etc. etc. with out getting a survey. Come on world give me a break!!

kiwijims · kiwijims

[URL=http://s235.photobucket.com/user/kiwijim/media/Comics/2legedhorse.gif.html]...

Big Gorilla · Big Gorilla

The British have such a command of decorum and aplomb to which we can only aspire. This message is for my friends who appreciate the finer points of the English language used correctly. His Lordship was in the study when the butler approached and coughed discreetly. "May I ask you a questio...

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	A little gem. (Preview) Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom, God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things, thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good. Then God saw there was another need. In His wisdom, He made se...	Magnarc	2	948	09:32 AM Nov 26, 2016 by Ge
	Trump is right! (Preview) 2000 years ago the Chinese built a wall and they still don't have any Mexicans. (Yes, I am aware that there could be the odd Mexican in China!!!)	Magnarc	9	946	05:20 PM Nov 25, 2016 by The Belmont Bear
	This was released in 1967 ...... (Preview) Gday... So - this song is now FORTY-NINE years old ... listen to the lyrics How true do they still ring. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxZseSNZRDc and if you don't have the 'download capacity' (or time) to listen all the way through, these are the lyrics ... Sammy Davis Jr. Don't Blame The Child...	rockylizard	2	848	07:01 PM Nov 24, 2016 by jules47
	Last post ...played on a violin (Preview) ..beautifull....... https://www.youtube.com/embed/NqHx1CDRQkc?rel=0	Woody2	3	772	10:54 PM Nov 23, 2016 by barrgr
	Lucky Man (Preview) how lucky can you get	Recoup	10	1216	03:30 PM Nov 21, 2016 by Lesley F
	Political correctness. (Preview) The following is purported to be a message sent to Douglas McArthur by Harry Truman in 1945. I cannot verify its veracity but I concur with the sentiments!!! Political Correctness is a doctrine, recently fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and promoted by a sick mainstream media, whi...	Magnarc	18	1802	09:02 PM Nov 20, 2016 by jules47
	Funding for low cost RV / Van campsites (Preview) I have been thinking about this for a while.. In SA the state government introduced some time ago a levy (read tax) on boat registrations to provide funding for boat ramps and for upgrading some existing facilities. The funds were applied for by local councils and were generally a dollar for dollar...	Dickodownunder	19	1210	09:10 AM Nov 15, 2016 by Dickodownunder
	REMEMBERENCE DAY TOMORROW (Preview) Was talking to the man down the street whose father was prisoner on the Burma railway during world war 11 and died there aged 26. He went over there 2 years ago to find out where his father was buried and didn't realize that there was over 2,600 Australians that died in just that one particular area. Grea...	adreamer	3	630	04:28 PM Nov 13, 2016 by aussie_paul
	Some ponderings - (Preview) As I was lying around, pondering the problems of the world, I realized that at my age I don't really care anymore. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. A whale swims all day, only eats only fish, drinks water, but is still fat. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, wh...	jules47	4	949	10:20 AM Nov 11, 2016 by Bushpie
	For the motoring enthuiasts. (Preview) IF YOU ARE A CAR BUFF THIS IS EXTRAORDINARY...YOU WILL SPEND HOURS GOING OVER THIS...NO MATTER WHAT BRAND OF CAR YOU ENJOYED, IT'S REFERENCED IN THIS LINE UP. HAVE FUN (click on the old camera to the right of each item to view....will tell you how long it is so you can watch longer ones when you have the tim...	Possum3	4	740	12:05 AM Nov 10, 2016 by meetoo
	When I'm too old to travel (Preview) Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Part G. The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politic...	Possum3	5	807	10:17 PM Nov 9, 2016 by landy
	Kiwi Slang (Preview) Tiki tour: Getting to your destination, the hard way or via the long route.Jafa: Just Another Fuc***g Aucklander. You will find that the rest of the country is jealous of our biggest city No one really knows why.Eftpos: Electronic Funds Transfer at Point of Sale. Its that machine you swipe your AT...	spida	10	1891	08:21 PM Nov 9, 2016 by Happywanderer
	Voyager of the Seas November 2015 (Preview) Hi all.. Not sure I have posted a quicky on our last cruise.. HERE TIS... November 5 2015 With half the family in tow we got off the aircraft in Sydney and got onto the train, VERY cheap for pensioners, even from another state. I know Sydney petty well so I knew when to tell my grandson and daughter too look o...	Phil C	2	842	03:27 PM Nov 8, 2016 by Lesley F
	Shopping with the Missus, torture or treat? (Preview) Well guys is it a moving experience?	iana	21	1248	01:03 PM Nov 8, 2016 by CC Bear
	A forum?? NAH surely not ...... (Preview) Gday... Cheers - John	rockylizard	4	1013	12:23 PM Nov 8, 2016 by Santa
	WOW. WAY TO GO. YIPPEEEE. (Preview) I am a big baseball fan and was heavily involved in baseball here in Austraia, both local and Nationally. My late son was also involved in local and National ball as well. After 108 years the Chicago Cubs just won the World Series Baseball in game 7. Yep. Great news, even though they aren't my Atlanta...	Dougwe	5	959	04:39 PM Nov 4, 2016 by Kaid
	Staying Alert (Preview) As we slowly move through (or into) retirement,we need to keep ourselves occupied with small projects. Like this guy! As we age, we often get careless about safety issues I know, I saw it right away too....No safety glasses or hearing protection.And I caught something else that is really importan...	Big Gorilla	5	1001	02:10 PM Nov 4, 2016 by Phil C
	Surveyed out. (Preview) Can you buy anything, use a service, apply for something, walk into a shop etc. etc. with out getting a survey. Come on world give me a break!!	iana	9	763	12:43 PM Nov 4, 2016 by Santa
	Melbourne cup loss..... (Preview) [URL=http://s235.photobucket.com/user/kiwijim/media/Comics/2legedhorse.gif.html]...	kiwijims	6	819	10:27 PM Nov 3, 2016 by HunnyBunny
	Explain the word"Aplomb"... (Preview) The British have such a command of decorum and aplomb to which we can only aspire. This message is for my friends who appreciate the finer points of the English language used correctly. His Lordship was in the study when the butler approached and coughed discreetly. "May I ask you a questio...	Big Gorilla	6	1734	12:23 PM Nov 3, 2016 by Happywanderer
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