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A FEW QUIPS
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How does an attorney sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other side. I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work. "I have a split personality," said Tom, being Frank. I renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says The Titanic is syncing. How do you make...
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Gundog
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Noahs Ark
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Squeal like a....... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSR1Psn6B/?k=1
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Bobdown
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Just for Yobarr Truth in Advertising?
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Craig1
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903
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Pull the plug
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Clarky 1
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Problem cured.
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Then there was the atom scientist with an STD who went into hospital and came out with a new clear weapon.
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Magnarc
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820
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NOT A Morning Person
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a great call on a oven list
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Craig1
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Be Very Specific
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Craig1
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Bloody trap.
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I tripped over on my wife's bra this morning.Obviously it was a booby trap.
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oldbloke
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2 Ronnies
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57qzGiKNVMQ
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Craig1
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Foul mouthed
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Clarky 1
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Funnies
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Bobdown
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Could end badly
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What was he thinking? https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdKmsVJC/?k=1
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Bobdown
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Just a few for Hump Day
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Craig1
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Only yolkin
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A Judge addressed the court, at the start of a case: "I have to declare an interest in this case. Last week, the plaintiff sent me a check for $10,000 to find in his favor. Two days later, I received $20,000 from the defendant to find in his favour. "I have therefore sent $10,000 back to the defendant and...
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Gundog
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All in the family
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One in......all in. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdTQ8QGX/?k=1
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Bobdown
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The Bins fault
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Angry Nomad........ https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdTP6Vgn/?k=1
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Bobdown
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Apology from a hospital
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Craig1
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Driveby Jokes
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https://youtu.be/bjgmPSsNzis
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Ivan 01
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A tiny bit Rude
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Bobdown
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How grandchildren perceive their grandparents
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How grandchildren perceive their grandparents1. I was in the bathroom, putting on my makeup, under the watchful eyes of my young granddaughter, as I'd done many times before. After I applied my lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But Grandma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good...
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