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Tell me this is a Joke.
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you have to be joking! Matildas get the keys to Brisbane, a possiily a statue at Suncorp Stadium, all this for loosing. Will there be Matilda's the movie next.
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Two old ladies..
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Two old ladies are sitting at a bus stop, smoking. It begins to rain, and one old lady pulls out a condom, stretches it out, snips the tip off, and puts it over her cigarette so she can smoke without her cigarette getting damp. The other old lady thinks that it is a nifty trick and asks her what she put over he...
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lol..
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Women are better than men 🙂
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The C I A had an opening for an assassin. After all thebackground checks, interviews and testing were done,there were three finalists: two men and awoman. For the final test, the C I A agents took oneof the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun."We must know that you will follow your instructions...
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In a trial..
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In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been...
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This is Wilson..
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Why would I?
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My Birthday.
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My Birthday is coming up next month. I thought you might be interested in seeing a photo of me in my very young days:
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Innocent
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Shopping..
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Back in the workforce..
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Politician
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BREAKING NEWS!!!
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Teacher Arrested.A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a ., a slide-rule and a calculator.At a morning press conference, Attorney General Jeff Sessions said he believes th...
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Genie
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A man walks into a bar and in the corner is a man who's only one foot tall, playing pianohe asks the barman where he found him and he says there's a genie in the bathroom who will grant your wishesthe man races into the bathroom and says I want a million bucksboof the genie grants his wish and when the smoke c...
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Gets you all choked up... 🙂
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A 10 year old girl asks her mom; Mommy, how was I born? "The mom smiled and replied:Once upon a time daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful little seed.Daddy put it in the earth and I took care of it every day.After a while the seed started to grow more and more leaves, and in a few monthsit turned into a beau...
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And so....
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Dr Rustom
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A flat-chested young lady went to Dr.Rustom about enlarging her breasts.Dr Rustom advised her 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say,'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!'She did this faithfully for several months!To her utter amazement she grew terrific D-cup boobs!On...
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Kevin..
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Packet of condoms
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qQ4kgJWkzDc -- Edited by anolphart on Tuesday 15th of August 2023 08:11:07 PM
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Small cars in Mosman - Sydney
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So if you have a Lexus 470 or similar badge engineered whitegoods, the vehicle is a small car in Mosman!
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