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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Car door.Three men are in the middle of a desert when their car breaks down.For their hike to town, they each decide to take one thing with them. One man takes a jug of water.The second man takes a sandwich.The last man takes one of the car doors.The first man says to the last man: Im bringing the water beca...

yobarr · yobarr

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

Craig1 · Craig1

THE IMPORTANCE OF PUNCTUATION A class of men and women were given the following words to punctuate: A woman without her man is nothing The men gave the following response:A woman, without her man, is nothing. The women responded thus:A woman: Without her, man is nothing. (And Im man enough to s...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar, and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks at the biggest, meanest one in the face and says, I went by your grandmas house today and I saw her in the hallway buck nak...

Big Gorilla · Big Gorilla

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A dog lover, whose female dog came "in heat," wasconcerned about keeping it and her male separated. But she had a large house and she believed that she could keep the two dogs apart.However, as she was drifting off to sleep, she heardawful howling and moaning sounds. She rushed downstairs and found th...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

What is good about Australia by a Yank !!This Bloke Sure Is Spot On with His readings.David Mason is a Writer, a Professor, and a Poet Laureate from Colorado, USAThere's a lot to admire about Australia, especially if you're a visiting American, says David Mason.More often than you might expect, Aus...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A woman decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel.. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The Catholic HairdryerCatholic school students are taught that lying is a sin. However,instructors are also advised that using a bit of imagination is OK toexpress the truth differently without lying. A perfect example of thisteaching is Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs:An attractive youn...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Dead Penguins - I never knew this!Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ?Where do they go?Wonder no more ! ! !It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.The penguin is very committed to its family an...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

SCHOOL - 1950s v 2016Scenario :Johnny and Mark get into a fight after school.1950s - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends.2016 - Police called, and they arrest Johnny and Mark & charge them with assault.Both expelled even though Johnny started it.Both ch...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A farmer is sitting in the neighbourhood bar getting soused.A man comes in and asks him,Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?Farmer: Some things you just cant explain.Man: So what happened thats so horrible?Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as...

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Cassie63 · Cassie63

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	Car door. (Preview) Car door.Three men are in the middle of a desert when their car breaks down.For their hike to town, they each decide to take one thing with them. One man takes a jug of water.The second man takes a sandwich.The last man takes one of the car doors.The first man says to the last man: Im bringing the water beca...	aussie_paul	0	661	12:43 PM Aug 10, 2023 by aussie_paul
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	The Importance of Punctuation ( 1 2 ) (Preview) THE IMPORTANCE OF PUNCTUATION A class of men and women were given the following words to punctuate: A woman without her man is nothing The men gave the following response:A woman, without her man, is nothing. The women responded thus:A woman: Without her, man is nothing. (And Im man enough to s...	Craig1	34	2833	05:46 PM Aug 8, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	A drunken man.. (Preview) A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar, and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks at the biggest, meanest one in the face and says, I went by your grandmas house today and I saw her in the hallway buck nak...	aussie_paul	1	746	01:00 PM Aug 8, 2023 by Craig1
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	A dog lover.. (Preview) A dog lover, whose female dog came "in heat," wasconcerned about keeping it and her male separated. But she had a large house and she believed that she could keep the two dogs apart.However, as she was drifting off to sleep, she heardawful howling and moaning sounds. She rushed downstairs and found th...	aussie_paul	1	778	09:36 AM Aug 7, 2023 by peter67
	What is good about Australia by a Yank !! (Preview) What is good about Australia by a Yank !!This Bloke Sure Is Spot On with His readings.David Mason is a Writer, a Professor, and a Poet Laureate from Colorado, USAThere's a lot to admire about Australia, especially if you're a visiting American, says David Mason.More often than you might expect, Aus...	aussie_paul	6	992	10:35 PM Aug 6, 2023 by vanTas
	A woman... (Preview) A woman decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel.. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00...	aussie_paul	0	777	03:38 PM Aug 6, 2023 by aussie_paul
	The Catholic Hairdryer.. (Preview) The Catholic HairdryerCatholic school students are taught that lying is a sin. However,instructors are also advised that using a bit of imagination is OK toexpress the truth differently without lying. A perfect example of thisteaching is Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs:An attractive youn...	aussie_paul	0	591	03:35 PM Aug 6, 2023 by aussie_paul
	VERY INTERESTING FACTS ! ! (Preview) Dead Penguins - I never knew this!Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ?Where do they go?Wonder no more ! ! !It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.The penguin is very committed to its family an...	aussie_paul	0	642	03:33 PM Aug 6, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Schooling.. (Preview) SCHOOL - 1950s v 2016Scenario :Johnny and Mark get into a fight after school.1950s - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends.2016 - Police called, and they arrest Johnny and Mark & charge them with assault.Both expelled even though Johnny started it.Both ch...	aussie_paul	1	836	10:52 AM Aug 6, 2023 by peter67
	A farmer.. (Preview) A farmer is sitting in the neighbourhood bar getting soused.A man comes in and asks him,Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?Farmer: Some things you just cant explain.Man: So what happened thats so horrible?Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as...	aussie_paul	0	504	12:58 PM Aug 5, 2023 by aussie_paul
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