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Learn Chinese..
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Donating old clothes..
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Donating old clothesOne day a woman decided to gather up all of her old clothes that she no longer wore and donate them. She got them all bagged up, walked into the living room where her husband was watching TV and said "Look at this! I'm going to donate all of these old clothes!" The husband replied "Why d...
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Why We Love Children..
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I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!' A woman was trying hard to get th...
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A young man...
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A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work.The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him abroom and said, "your first job will be to sweep out the store.""But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly."Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that...
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Little old lady..
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Missing child..
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Graduation
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Ducks...
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Wisdom quotes
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A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. ...
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One for Dmax..
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Lawyer again.I thought that you should know that LAWYERS aren't too smart, after all.A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him.She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.He advised her t...
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Correct spelling
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One afternoon, two doctors from India were having an animated discussion. "I say it's spelled 'W-H-O-O-M'," said the first Indian doctor."No, no, no, it is 'W-H-O-M-B'," said the other Indian doctor.An American nurse passing by said, "Excuse me, you are both wrong. It is spelled 'W-O-M-B'.""Tha...
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AFTER BEING MARRIED..
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AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 46 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "FORTY-SIX YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP HOUSE, A JUNK CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK ANDWHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 23-YEAR-OLD GIRL. NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $35,000.00 CAR, A N...
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An old country preacher
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An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men his age, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided...
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A man and his wife...
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Mother in Law
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Feeding Crocodiles...
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Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the River.The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than m...e. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids - I just don't get it.''Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?''Politician...
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Choosing a wife:
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A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup, buys several new outfits and...
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Brothers and sisters..
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Kids.
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A little girl and boy were at daycare. The girl approached the boy and said: Hey Bobby, do you want to play house?.Sure, he replied, what do you want me to do?.I want you to communicate, little Susie replied.That word is too big. I have no idea what it means, Bobby said.The little girl smirked and said, pe...
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Keys left in car..
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After a meeting I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room it wasnt there.Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is, the ignition i...
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