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No No No..
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aussie_paul
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2
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975
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One for the Girls..
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Q. What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A. A rumor.Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man, Love to forgive him, and Patience for his moods, because, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AmenQ. Why do little boys whine?A. They are practicing to be men.Q. What...
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aussie_paul
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969
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The red light..
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The red lightThe light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing and stopped, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.The tailgating woman behind him was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance...
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aussie_paul
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0
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851
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A wife was..
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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen."Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUT...
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aussie_paul
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0
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904
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A suspected drunken driver accidentally called 911 on himself
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https://edition.cnn.com/2023/09/04/us/drunken-driver-calls-911-nebraska-trnd/index.html
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dorian
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1
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929
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How often..
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aussie_paul
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965
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Ole
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rgren2
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0
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941
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The pearly gates
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After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and...
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Whenarewethere
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0
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945
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Cheap flights
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anolphart
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0
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970
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Cooking Fails
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yobarr
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1090
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While in China..
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aussie_paul
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1
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1084
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Driving his bull to the rodeo
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dorian
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3
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966
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Wrecked tile
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anolphart
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0
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822
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intersteller Visitors
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Gundog
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4
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1210
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Prigozhin's Plane Crash
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Gundog
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3
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1006
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..Typical RV night life..
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Typical RV night life, for us ugged and buggered, toothless and Grey Nomads:Hubby: Oh, come on.Wifey: Leave me alone!Hubby: It won't take long.Wifey: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.Hubby: But...but I can't sleep without it.Wifey: Why do you always have to think of things like this in the middl...
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aussie_paul
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775
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Typical RV night life,
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Typical RV night life, for us ugged and buggered, toothless and Grey Nomads:Hubby: Oh, come on.Wifey: Leave me alone!Hubby: It won't take long.Wifey: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.Hubby: But...but I can't sleep without it.Wifey: Why do you always have to think of things like this in the middl...
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aussie_paul
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0
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552
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Bud Light Model
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anolphart
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1
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932
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Fart joke
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A woman went to the doctor with a massive stomachache. "Okay, said the doctor, "please lie down on your back so I can examine you. He proceeded to push her stomach with both hands and "BRAAAAP! She let out a huge fart. "Could you roll to the side, please, said the doctor and she did as requested. Th...
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Bobdown
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1023
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At A Loss For Words
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A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday, losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyses, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabb...
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Bobdown
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1002
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