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New definition for S.O.S.
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An oldie but a good one. A C-130 Hercules was lumbering along when a ****y F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off.The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, 'watch this!' and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb.He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barri...
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Playing with death..
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A policeman
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A policeman is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.After watching the boy's efforts for some time the policeman walks up behind the little fello...
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The Lazy Worker
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If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this!Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO.The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy...
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Finding your lost luggage..
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Finding your lost luggage at the airport should be easy. However, that's not the case.My Grandad recently had to start using Viagra. Grandma took it pretty hard.My son asked: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?" Yes, we arson.Just found out my mate has been shot with a starting pistol. Police think it's race-...
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Modern Philosophers..
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Modern Philosophers~ Betsy Salkind...Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years~ Jean Kerr...The only reason they say " Women and children first" is to test the strength of the lifeboats~Emo Philips...A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no mat...
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DIY
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Rudd Portrait to be Replaced by Joolia's
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https://theshovel.com.au/2023/08/11/kevin-rudd-portrait-replaced-with-julia-gillard-portrait/
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Muzzles..
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Few More Smiles?
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Trump..
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A Guy..
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Expiry date..
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Car door.
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Car door.Three men are in the middle of a desert when their car breaks down.For their hike to town, they each decide to take one thing with them. One man takes a jug of water.The second man takes a sandwich.The last man takes one of the car doors.The first man says to the last man: Im bringing the water beca...
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Smiles
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Only a worm
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The Importance of Punctuation
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THE IMPORTANCE OF PUNCTUATION A class of men and women were given the following words to punctuate: A woman without her man is nothing The men gave the following response:A woman, without her man, is nothing. The women responded thus:A woman: Without her, man is nothing. (And Im man enough to s...
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A drunken man..
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A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar, and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks at the biggest, meanest one in the face and says, I went by your grandmas house today and I saw her in the hallway buck nak...
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FUN FACTS..
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Stranded on Island
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