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Johny goes fishing
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Little Johny went down to the local jetty to catch a fish. He had is old coke bottle with several broken fishing lines tied together, a single rusty hook, an old wine bottle cork top for a float and a bit of mouldy old bread for bait. When he got there, there were several seasoned fishermen already there w...
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anolphart
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4
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961
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Pregnancy Q&A
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aussie_paul
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1
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774
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The preacher,
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The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his subject.After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half held up their hands.Not satisfied he harangued for another twenty minutes and repeated his question. This time he received a respo...
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aussie_paul
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722
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My wife...........
(Preview)
My wife...........While riding my Harley, I swerved to to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay? A...
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aussie_paul
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0
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760
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Macho Man
(Preview)
What was he thinking......
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Bobdown
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2
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1081
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Hindsight
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Craig1
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0
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893
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A man wakes up in a Brisbane hospital.....
(Preview)
A man wakes up in a Brisbane hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the Bruce Highway. You're going to be ok; you'll walk again and your lungs will come good, but you...
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aussie_paul
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835
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Well, today I didn't do it.
(Preview)
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.Proceeding into the entry,...
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aussie_paul
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0
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563
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Man vs Woman
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Bobdown
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1
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763
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Fair enough....something for everybody
(Preview)
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Bobdown
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2
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875
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On ya bike.
(Preview)
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rgren2
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0
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787
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Bob Down(e)
(Preview)
https://www.bobdowne.com/ This has been promoted on our local radio, I thought our "snappy mate " may have been moonlighting over in the East ( God's Country), but no, just a pale imitator.
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Craig1
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2
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622
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Ms Truss
(Preview)
Shortest PM in UK...and not her height. Gets her own back.
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Bobdown
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1
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731
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Sportsman's Double
(Preview)
A young bloke went to a bar for a bit of action hoping to pick up a hot chic but was a bit disappointed at the lack of talent. He sat down at the bar and ordered a drink when a woman in her sixties sat down beside him and started chatting to him.They had a few drinks and she asked him Have you ever had a Sportsmans D...
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anolphart
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1
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858
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Thor
(Preview)
The god Thor hadnt seen any action for some time and was desperate for a bit of fun. He changed into a human form and went to a swanky bar hoping to score. He saw Ita Buttrose sitting alone at the bar so he sat down beside her and ordered drinks for both of them. They hit it off straight away and before long she a...
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anolphart
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4
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964
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Monkee Sayings
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Craig1
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1
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904
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perfect
(Preview)
Two well-dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the Brisbane Airport Terminal.The first lady was an arrogant lady from NSW married to a wealthy business man.The second was a well-mannered elderly woman from Mt. Isa , Queensland .After a little while the Sydne...
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Craig1
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513
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Lateral thinking
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RickJ
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746
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Canoe
(Preview)
Three white guys get captured by Red Indians & taken back to camp. Before each one of them is killed they get a last request meal. The first guy asks for a bowl of pasta, he eats it & then dies. The Indians say ''we'll skin him, he'll make a great canoe''. The second guy asks for fish & chips, he e...
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86GTS
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707
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Zulu Hunter
(Preview)
A Zulu warrior comes home to his missus after a hard day of hunting for food looking very tired & disappointed. She asks him how he went & he replies despondently ''I had a really bad day, I only got this pygmy & a snake''. She says with a smile ''don't worry darling, I'll rustle up a snake &...
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86GTS
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544
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