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Nun needs to powder her nose.
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A nun, badly needing to use to the toilet, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while 'the lights would turn off.' Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went d...
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Whenarewethere
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722
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Putin's portrait
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Putin was overheard talking to a portrait of himself. Putin asked "When, not if, we lose the war what will happen?" The portrait replied "They'll take me down and hang you instead!" No wonder Putin's favourite song is Crimea river.
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Whenarewethere
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855
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????
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aussie_paul
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1204
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World Shocked That Man Running Business Based On Imaginary Money Might Be Fraud
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https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/world-shocked-that-man-running-business-based-on-imaginary-money-might-be-fraudTHE
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dorian
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2
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871
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One Missing
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Craig1
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1
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1238
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Truth
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Craig1
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2
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821
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Sundee funnees
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Craig1
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0
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847
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Undercover procedure
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Ivan 01
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0
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854
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Just hard work
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Ivan 01
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0
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707
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Canadian Pole Dancer
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Craig1
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1
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913
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Domestic Life before Alexa
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Craig1
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Little Johnnys Sister this time.
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A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?". A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals, just like my Mom always says". The teacher asked, "Really, and what four little animals would that be?. The little girl said, "A mink on my b...
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Ivan 01
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860
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Mother Bernadette
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As the senior nun and head of the girls school it was Mother Bernadette's task once a year to give a talk to the girls who were shortly to leave school for the world of work. As Mother Bernadette walked along the line of girls she touched each on the shoulder and asked "What do you wish to do when you leave her...
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Mike Harding
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0
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745
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Entitled
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anolphart
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0
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856
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Irish weather forecast
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She does get a bit carried away.....
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Bobdown
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2
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927
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Little Johnny and the teacher,again.
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A school teacher asked her students to make a sentence containing the expression I presume. One little girl held up her hand and said: Yesterday my mother hand washed the dinner dishes and I presumed that the dishwasher was broken. Very good said the teacher. Another one said: This morning, my fa...
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Ivan 01
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1
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675
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Stoicism
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An American couple decided to adopt a little German boy. After two years, the child doesnt speak and his parents start to worry about him. After three years, he still has not spoken and after four years, he has yet to utter a word. The American couple figure he is never going to speak but he is still a lovel...
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rgren2
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3
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1266
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Noeline
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Aussie version of Jolene......not bad https://vm.tiktok.com/ZS8RUhusb/
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Bobdown
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1
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929
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Ping Pong
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Craig1
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1
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796
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Ideology madness
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anolphart
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1
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756
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