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Just for laughs
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Bugger!!
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Nice piece of driving by one of Yobarr's mates......not!
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New Boyfriend.
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A young woman visits her parents and brings her new partner to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man.The father invites the man to his library for a drink and asks him: So what are your plans?I am a Torah scholar, he says.The father answers: A To...
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DIY camp chair
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BadDrivers
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rgren2
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The oldest computer
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The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.Surprise, surprise.It was an Apple.But with extremely limited memory.Just 1 byte.Then everything crashed. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Friday 19th of May 2023 07:57:49 PM
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Some chuckles
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Health Advice...
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Health AdviceDo you have feelings of inadequacy?Do you suffer from shyness?Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?Do you feel stressed at times?...If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor orpharmacist about Cabernet Sauvignon.Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natur...
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Steven Wright
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Some are old but all worth a read If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's a famous Erudite comic who once said: "I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates." His mind sees things differently from the way most of us do. Here are some more of h...
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The solution to our power problems
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A joke shooting down your own air platforms
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What a joke (or maybe not depending on perspective). Russia shoots down 2 of its own planes & 3 of its own helicopters. SU34 us$36m SU35 us$50m SI8 us$17m Add guides missiles at say $4m a piece & not to forget lives. I can see why the parade of the immortals was cancelled. A touch embarrassing sh...
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Rules.
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1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.4. I asked my wife where sh...
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Australia as well
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Bobdown
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Need a Push...
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A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push."Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"He slams the door and returns to bed."Who was that?" asked...
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Seriously??
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Quasimodo
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Quasimodo went to his doctor."How can I help you,' asked the doctor."I just don't feel right,' replied Quasimodo"OK,can you take off all your clothes and we'll try to find out what's wrong." said the doctor.Quasimodo took off ten vests,eight shirts and fourteen jumpers.''When was the last time yo...
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After nearly 50 years of marriage....
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After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and...
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Coronation
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Stalin 1940s Ukraine tank
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' There was one tank at the parade in Moscow! T-34! We laugh all over Ukraine. This entire spectacle was so underwhelming, it was so bad, it looked like low budget parody depicting a superpower, like a cutscene from a Seagal's movie. Of course, Putin didn't disappoint us by delivering another varia...
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Visited by a Jehovah's witness
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Saturday Morning, Weather was to bad to work outside,I was bored with nothing to do,Suddenly, there was a knock on the door,I opened it to find a well dressed young man standing there who said,Good morning Sir, "I'm a Jehovah's witness"Well I said, You had better come in and have a cup of Coffee,With th...
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