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Chuckles
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Outback Humour
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Maybe not a 'joke', but probably worth a smile? Outback pubs. Cheers -- Edited by yobarr on Monday 3rd of July 2023 06:43:18 PM
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Life's mysteries
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FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY, AS WELL AS THE IDIOSYNCRASIES OF ENGLISH: 1. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA..... FLOOR. 2. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION. 3. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES? 4. THE MAIN REASON THAT SANTA IS SO...
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Perils of Russian leadership
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Husband and wife...
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Irish Divorce = Simple Explanation...
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Irish Divorce = Simple Explanation.The mother-in-law arrives home from shoppingto find her son-in-law, Paddy, in a steaming rageand hurriedly packing his suitcase."What happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously."What happened? I'll tell you what happened!I sent an email to my wife telling her I wa...
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Chuckles
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Early Christmas joke
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A farmer...
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A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed.They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint.He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple o...
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Now, here is a wife...
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Irish Triplets
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Southern Cruizer
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An Aussie named Bazza
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An Aussie named Bazza wanted to buy a motorcycle.He doesn't have much luck, until one day, he comes across a Harley with a for sale' sign on it.The bike looks better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It's shiny and in mint condition.He buys it and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condit...
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iPhone moments
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Steve Jobs funeral will be held next week, after which he will be reburied every year in a slightly better coffin. Do not touch MY iPhone. It's not an usPhone, it's not a wePhone, it's not an ourPhone, it's an iPhone. My iPhone screen is brighter than my future Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple...
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This is so true...
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This is so true and getting out of handAs a man, I used to think I was pretty much just a regular person,but I was born white, into a two-parent household which now, whetherI like it or not, makes me "Privileged", a racist & responsible for \slavery.I am a fiscal & moral, which by today's standar...
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Heaven
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Queen Elizabeth and a Hooters waitress die on the same day, and both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in. The Angel asks the Hooters waitress if there's some particular reason...
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One of the best...
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I don't wanna...
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The farm trip..
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