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Bobdown · Bobdown

THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male.... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing cricket without a box. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-sh...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Bobdown · Bobdown

anolphart · anolphart

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriff's Deputy.He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has a better education.He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense...Deputy says, "License and registration, please."Lawyer sa...

Tony Bev · Tony Bev

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-01-09/trial-of-former-one-nation-senator-rod-culleton/101837150?utm_campaign=abc_news_web&utm_content=link&utm_medium=content_shared&utm_source=abc_news_web

anolphart · anolphart

Roy E · Roy E

An old man goes to confession. He tells the priest that on Friday night, hed been in the bar when he met a young woman. Maybe 22, he says. A gorgeous blonde. I started lusting, Father. Yes, says the priest, Lust is a dangerous sin. Theres more, says the man. We went back to her place and made passionate love...

rgren2 · rgren2

Bobdown · Bobdown

Things to ponder as you age . . . The inventor of the treadmill died at the age of 54 The originator of gymnastics died at the age of 57 The past world bodybuilding champion died at the age of 41 The best soccer player in history, Maradona, died at the age of 60 ...

Craig1 · Craig1

important stuff

rgren2 · rgren2

A Lawyer and the Pope died at the same time, both went to heaven. They were met at the Pearly Gate by St. Peter who conducted them to their rooms.The Pope's room was spartan with bare floor, army cot for a bed, and a single bulb for light. They came to the Lawyer's room. It was huge with wall to wall carpeting...

anolphart · anolphart

Bobdown · Bobdown

A big welcome..... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZS8MtSenQ/

Bobdown · Bobdown

Bobdown · Bobdown

Two Paddies were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one man digging a hole...

Hendo · Hendo

Police in Tennant Creek pulled over a local lad and were amazed to find the car he was driving was his, not stolen, was registered and fully insured. He held a current licence and had no outstanding warrants and passed both alcohol and drug tests. A search of the vehicle found no stolen goods or drugs. A p...

Craig1 · Craig1

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared ****tail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Bobdown · Bobdown

Dear Santa: When I was a child, my father cheated on my Mom and didn't love my family. Later, my parents divorced. Soon after, my mother died in a car accident. My brother and I could only live in my grandma's old house. Grandma's sister was an alcoholic. The whole family lived on my grandma's savings. Gr...

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	Different meanings (Preview) THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male.... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing cricket without a box. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-sh...	Bobdown	0	577	02:58 PM Jan 11, 2023 by Bobdown
	Funny Billboards (Preview)	Bobdown	0	440	02:57 PM Jan 11, 2023 by Bobdown
	Funnies...mixed bag (Preview)	Bobdown	1	757	09:20 AM Jan 11, 2023 by Magnarc
	Failing to stop at a stop sign (Preview) A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriff's Deputy.He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has a better education.He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense...Deputy says, "License and registration, please."Lawyer sa...	anolphart	4	907	05:15 PM Jan 10, 2023 by Craig1
	Polly Joke (Preview) https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-01-09/trial-of-former-one-nation-senator-rod-culleton/101837150?utm_campaign=abc_news_web&utm_content=link&utm_medium=content_shared&utm_source=abc_news_web	Tony Bev	8	1305	10:35 AM Jan 10, 2023 by peter67
	The queue for Harry's book (Preview)	anolphart	1	824	12:09 PM Jan 9, 2023 by yobarr
	The confession. (Preview) An old man goes to confession. He tells the priest that on Friday night, hed been in the bar when he met a young woman. Maybe 22, he says. A gorgeous blonde. I started lusting, Father. Yes, says the priest, Lust is a dangerous sin. Theres more, says the man. We went back to her place and made passionate love...	Roy E	1	800	10:18 AM Jan 8, 2023 by peter67
	They Walk Among Us (Preview)	rgren2	3	972	04:37 PM Jan 7, 2023 by grahos
	Things to ponder as you age . . . (Preview) Things to ponder as you age . . . The inventor of the treadmill died at the age of 54 The originator of gymnastics died at the age of 57 The past world bodybuilding champion died at the age of 41 The best soccer player in history, Maradona, died at the age of 60 ...	Bobdown	0	898	02:10 PM Jan 7, 2023 by Bobdown
	Cricket (Preview) important stuff	Craig1	0	906	03:56 PM Jan 6, 2023 by Craig1
	The Pope. (Preview) A Lawyer and the Pope died at the same time, both went to heaven. They were met at the Pearly Gate by St. Peter who conducted them to their rooms.The Pope's room was spartan with bare floor, army cot for a bed, and a single bulb for light. They came to the Lawyer's room. It was huge with wall to wall carpeting...	rgren2	0	758	07:34 PM Jan 5, 2023 by rgren2
	Health Assesment (Preview)	anolphart	2	984	03:24 PM Jan 4, 2023 by Bobdown
	Doggie doorbell (Preview) A big welcome..... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZS8MtSenQ/	Bobdown	0	528	03:22 PM Jan 4, 2023 by Bobdown
	More nonsense (Preview)	Bobdown	1	698	04:15 PM Jan 3, 2023 by Brownie2
	Two Paddy's (Preview) Two Paddies were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one man digging a hole...	Bobdown	1	734	12:26 PM Jan 3, 2023 by Mike Harding
	Tennant Creek Police Report (Preview) Police in Tennant Creek pulled over a local lad and were amazed to find the car he was driving was his, not stolen, was registered and fully insured. He held a current licence and had no outstanding warrants and passed both alcohol and drug tests. A search of the vehicle found no stolen goods or drugs. A p...	Hendo	0	551	03:37 PM Jan 2, 2023 by Hendo
	Funnee (Preview)	Craig1	0	669	01:32 PM Jan 2, 2023 by Craig1
	Joke of the day... (Preview) A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared ****tail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry...	aussie_paul	6	1198	04:52 PM Jan 1, 2023 by Craig1
	Auto-correct (Preview)	Bobdown	2	1208	12:33 PM Dec 30, 2022 by Mike Harding
	Sad Santa Letter (Preview) Dear Santa: When I was a child, my father cheated on my Mom and didn't love my family. Later, my parents divorced. Soon after, my mother died in a car accident. My brother and I could only live in my grandma's old house. Grandma's sister was an alcoholic. The whole family lived on my grandma's savings. Gr...	Bobdown	0	1664	11:40 AM Dec 30, 2022 by Bobdown
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